Foxy X Mangle

Chapter One: Scallywag!

Foxy sat down, exhausted. He had just went out his cove and his girlfriend, Chica, had forced him to cook pizza all day. Chica stepped in the cove "Come on you lazy fox! You haven't added the toppings yet" Foxy felt his heart go black "Listen ere', Wench! I may be Loaded to te Gunwhales at times. But that Don't mean, Ye can go bossin' around a poor Gentleman o' Fortune like me, Lass!" "And who's going to stop me huh? I don't think you would you selfish, cold hearted fox!" Foxy was Enraged, He hated being called Selfish and cold hearted by Chica as he wasn't selfish at all! In fact, he lets her chose what she wants, it's her that's the selfish one, Foxy stood up "Yo-Ho-Ho! Me bein' a Scallywag? Well Lass, it's Ye who be bein' the Scurvy dog! I been Thar and thar and all round Ye lil' Kitchen, I be Surprised that I be not puttin' the Black spot on Ye by now!" Foxy ended his sentence by pointing his hook at Chica she jumped, and then shouted "You...YOU... you tried to kill me, didn't you! I knew not trust pirates! Your all Blind, and deaf! And all of you only have one leg! Your Murderers, Criminals and Drunken... BRIGANDS!" After what she had just said about pirates, he tried to contain his anger, he was shaking, his heart pounding and sweating down a river, finally he answered "Get out, Lass" she raised an eyebrow and shouted in a confused tone "Excuse me? You can't just force a girl to leave!" Foxy looked at her, an angry expression on his face "O' yes me can! We be O'er! Now, get off me Furner!" Chica turned around and stormed off, whispering a curse word under her breath. Foxy sat down and shut his eyes.