-you are lost from a plane crash and have no memory, you walk into what looks like a swamp. you see a house and immediately run to the house and knock on the door for help-
You: H-help I'm lost and my plane crashed!! I'm injured!
-the door slowly opens to show a green figure in the dark-
Unknown person: Wha ya doin in me swamp
You: I-I-I-
Unknown person: Ya wot?
You: I - I need help
-The figure opens the door to show an...ogre? :o you are startled... but he is so handsome-
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You: A-ahh-- whats your name?
Shrek: Am Shrek. Ya shud cum inside, ya luk hangry
You: ok
- you walk into the house and it smells like onions, you turn to shrek and notice his beauty is just like an onions-
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You: Sh-shrek sir
Shrek: wat - he gives u a dead rat to eat-
You: i - i I WANT TO LIVE IN YOUR SWAMP WITH YOU!!-
Shrek: onleh if one thing
you: what?
-he grabs your arms and pushes you on his table,he whispers in your ear-
shrek: u do as i say
you: o-ok s-s-senpai
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-he bursts with excitement-
Shrek: we will have a good time together -
THE EENDDD
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