Bendy Rants

Prank Calls Pt. 1

"Hello this is Subway how can I help you"

"Yes hello I was wondering when the next train was leaving"

"I'm sorry what"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"umm...yes?"

"then you better go catch it" *click*

"Hello this is the local vet speaking"

"Please miss you must help me"

"What seems to be the matter?"

"My goldfish, goldy,...is drowning!!"

"..."

"You must help me goldy keeps floating away from me when I try to help him!!!"

"Sir, Your goldfish is not drowning"

"No you don't understand! Goldy cant swim!!! He-" 

*click*

"Hello this is Boris"

"Hello sir can I have a moment of your time to tell you about the all new snail accessoriser!!"

"Bendy is that you"

"Snail accessorising taken to the next level! Including glitter, sparkles everything your snail needs to feel fabulous!"

"Bendy I need to talk to you about work"

"Ha! who is this Bendy chap? seems like handsome, smart witty guy to me even though i've never met him before!"

"Bendy with our new show"

"OHhhhhhh noooooooo we're breaking upp!!! What a shame!!!"

"Hey Bendy stop!"

"Seeya later Boris!"

"Be-" *Click*

"Lawrence Estate speaking"

"Hello is Felicia there?"

"No i'm afraid you have the wrong number"

"WHAT! No she gave me this number"

"I'm sorry I don't know a Felicia"

"OH THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING LADY GIVING ME THE WRONG NUMBER AND LEAVING ME IN THE RAIN!"

"..."

"OOOOHHHH WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER SHE'S GONNA REGRET THE DAY SHE EVER CROSSED PATHS WITH ME!"

"Sir, I think-"

"DONT YOU CALL ME SIR AND I DONT NEED YOUR OPINION! HOW DARE SHE DO THIS T-"

*Click*

"Who is it?

"Bendy this is Boris you need to stop terrorising everyone!"

"Im not terrorising anyone I can't believe you would accuse me of such a crime!"

"You replaced Henry's ink for drawing with disappearing ink"

"He deserved it"

"You filled Sammy's banjo with bees"

"He was mean to me yesterday"

"You put spiders in Miss Catherine's shoes!"

"She gave me a nasty look"

"Thats because you ran across her garden with a bucket of ink spilling it everywhere while singing 'Sweet Violets"

"That was fun"

"Bendy you need to stop!"

"mmmmmmm...nahhhhhh oh and Boris i'm expecting around 700 snail accessorizes around 10 today I wont be there so could you take care of the bill for me"

"Wait what"

"Thats a good chap! Seeya around buddy!"

"Bendy wait!"

*click*