What do you want?!-Rev Dipcifica

Your Problem

Dipper sighed and said,
"No."

"Fiiiine. "groaned Pacifica.

"What's perverted?"asked Dipper.

Pacifica laughed and said,
"You do not need to know."

They teleported to the Mystery Shack.

"Hey,I don't want to go home yet!"said Pacifica.

"Neither do I."replied Dipper.

Pacifica raised her eyebrows.

They both entered the Mystery Shack.

"Is that Dipper Gleeful?"said the customers. They all surrounded him.

"We should probably go upstairs."I said.

"Yep."

The two ran upstairs and closed the door tightly.

"You're famous here too?!"said Pacifica.

"I guess so."

They sat in the bed.

"Why are you here again?"asked Pacifica.

"You feel lonely."said Dipper,"and you want me to stay here. And I have no choice because Mabel told me to."

"How did you know all that?"asked Pacifica,lying in her bed.

Dipper looked at her straight in the eye and said,
"I can read feelings and my twin sister can transfer her thoughts to me."

"THAT IS SO COOL!"cried Pacifica jumping on her bed.

"Yeah...."said Dipper.

The door opened and Gideon came in.

"How did you open the door?"Pacifica asked.

"Robbie gave me the key."replied Gideon.

"AND THE TWO OF YOU LEFT ME IN THE DINER."shouted Gideon.

Pacifica smiled and said,
"We......"

"What the heck were you two doing here?!"cried Gideon.

"Talking."said Dipper.

"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?!"cried Gideon.

"Because.....we....." started Pacifica.

Dipper waved his hand and Gideon blinked.

"Um...how did I get here?"he said. He went out of the room.

"What did you do?"asked Pacifica.

"Memory erasing spell. He forgot what he was mad about."said Dipper,"Only works for the gullible."

"THAT IS SO COOL!!"said Pacifica,"Did you perform these tricks before?"

Dipper nodded and said,
"But it was a long time ago."

"Eh.....three years ago? Supposedly on me?"

Dipper nodded and said,
"But it didn't work. "

"Of course it didn't!!! I am the One."said Pacifica.

"Fine. But I still don't know."

Time Skip

"You're home late."said Mabel drinking tea in the lounge,"Did you say sorry?"

Dipper nodded.

"Did she forgive you?"asked Mabel,curiously.

Dipper nodded.

"Good."said Mabel.

"Stop acting like a mom."said Dipper,going upstairs.

"Stop acting like you know what you're doing."

"That doesn't make sense."

"Neither does your diary."muttered Mabel.

"I DON'T HAVE A DIARY."said Dipper.

Mabel took something from under a pillow.

The book had a name,'Dipper's place of thoughts'

"Did you read it?!?!"cried Dipper,snatching the 'diary'

"Admit it. It's a diary."said Mabel,smirking.

"NO IT'S NOT."said Dipper running up the stairs.

"I should tell Pacifica."smiled Mabel.

"Noooooo."cried Dipper,"She'll make a fuss about it."

Mabel laughed.

"Please don't be gay."said Mabel with tears of joy.

"I .Am .Not .and will never be."said Dipper groaning.

He went to his room and laid on his bed. A small smile formed.

He's done it.