Chat #53

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LA boiii: alright listen up bitches.

I'm_not_small: is that how you greet people?

I'm a mushroom ig: jinyoung come get your mans

Elephant Legs: like who does he think he is?

Park Puppy🐶: LOL leave him alone

I'm_not_small: where's Youngjae and Jb??

Fuck_u_all: I'm here

Park Puppy🐶: fuck you too, Jb

LA boiii: anywho, is youngjae not gonna get on today??

Fuck_u_all: nah he has a concert today so he turned off his phone so he could concentrate

I'm a mushroom ig: so dedicated

I'm_not_small: no wonder why he's so famous

Fuck_u_all: what were you gonna say, Mark??

LA boiii: Jb, what do you think about Youngjae?

Park Puppy🐶: oho

Fuck_u_all: in what type of way?

I'm_not_small: do you fucking like him or not? It's a simple question

I'm a mushroom ig: well damn 😂

Park Puppy🐶: that wasn't even the question, BamBam💀💀💀😂

I'm_not_small: o.

LA boiii: well do you like him?

Fuck_u_all: I honestly don't know..

Elephant Legs: and this is where Counselor Youngjae's assistant comes

LA boiii: and this is where I replace Jackson with Jinyoungie

I'm a mushroom ig: DAMN😂💀

I'm_not_small: rejected

Park Puppy🐶: Jb, Imagine Youngjae asking to FaceTime with you. How do you feel?

Fuck_u_all: omg, let me go get ready. I'm over here laying on my bed eating chips like a fatass. What does he like?? Should I wear something simple? Should I put my contacts in?

Park Puppy🐶: jfc. I said IMAGINE Jb. I M A G I N E

Park Puppy🐶: Mark, check off the first one

LA boiii: on it~~~

I'm a mushroom ig: this is fun to watch 😂😂😂

I'm_not_small: ikr

Park Puppy🐶: Imagine you and Youngjae going on a date. Everything is going well, until it started to get cold and he forgot to bring a jacket since it was soooo hot out. What do you do?

Fuck_u_all: can I ask how cold it is?

I'm a mushroom ig: around the low 50s

Fuck_u_all: I would say something really cool while taking off my hoodie and put on him. Then I would continue walking with him while freezing my ass off, but doing it lowkey so he can't feel guilty.

I'm_not_small: that is some clever shit

I'm a mushroom ig: ^

LA boiii: jinyoungie do I check that one too??

Park Puppy🐶: yup

I'm_not_small: jinyoung and Mark are cute together.

I'm a mushroom ig: ^

Park Puppy🐶: now imagine, you and Youngjae peacefully shopping, until he had ran into his ex. And now his ex won't leave him alone even though Youngjae is trying to make him go away without your help so it could look like he could be tough too. But it's not going the way that Youngjae planned, so what do you do?

I'm_not_small: that's a longass question

I'm a mushroom ig: Jb probably thinking like it's some complicated question

I'm_not_small: like the ones that we had in math 💀💀

I'm a mushroom ig: fucking hated those shitheads

Fuck_u_all: I would slide next to Youngjae with an arm on his waist so I could pull him closer to me. Then, I would ask if anything was wrong while looking at Youngjae's ex who is obviously not better looking than me. After that, I'll make sure that his ex gets the message that Youngjae is off limits.

I'm a mushroom ig: if this was an exam, Jb would be getting every single question right

I'm_not_small: ikr

Park Puppy🐶: my job here is done. Mark, tell Jb the result.

LA boiii: patient Jb, you are in fact in love with Youngjae. Even though you don't know or think you are. Deep down in that chic heart, you're in love with our fucking sunshine. Youngjae.

I'm_not_small: did Jackson die or somethin??

Elephant Legs: nO I was reading all the messages and answering the questions for myself LOL

I'm a mushroom ig: you sound like a teenage girl who goes on google and put in "how to tell if I have a crush"

I'm_not_small: LMAAAAOOOO

Elephant Legs: I will forever hate you, Yugyeom.

I'm a mushroom ig: you know for a fact that you can't do that💁🏻‍♂️

Fuck_u_all: wait, so I like Youngjae?

Park Puppy🐶: no. You love Youngjae.

LA boiii: the ship name is 2Jae :)

I'm a mushroom ig: whys it that?

Elephant Legs: because Jb and Youngjae both have "Jae" in their names

LA boiii: ding ding ding

Fuck_u_all: so I love Choi Youngjae....

I'm_not_small: yes, you dumbass. So stop repeating it.

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Savage BamBam is hilarious 😂😂

This was requested I think LOL

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