50 Shades of Green - Kermit x Reader

Kermit x Reader

Your skin is covered in sweat from the intense heat from the sun's rays; you struggle for breath as you bend down to reach for a drink of water from the fountain. You can't help but notice a tall figure standing on the other side of the oval, it was Kermit.

He looks down at his feet and shuffles his toes; you can't help but admire his moist, emerald green skin glisten in the sun. I couldn't help but quench my thirst to be with Kermit. I thirst for Kermit.

You slowly approach him and run your hand across his waist. "What is it, Kermit?"

His deep, black, beady eyes meet yours. He confesses his true feelings. "Help me... I'm in an abusive relationship with Shrek, my brothers Pepe and Dat Boi beat me every night. Each night I cry myself to sleep in a bed of my own tears."

"That must be harsh on you, Kermit." You try to comfort him.

"I have fallen into an abyss of sadness and can't get out."

"I'll get you out of that abyss." Kermit blushes. "How about we stay late at school tonight, just the two of us, alone."

"Well, uh-"

"What, are you doing with my man?!" Shrek says in a strong accent as he stomps in, he grabs you by the collar and stares you straight in the face.

"I... I love Kermit..." Shrek whispers softly, his whisper is deep and it sends a tingle down your spine, you look at him, you thought he had come to his senses but you could see the anger in his eyes. "It all started when the principle of the school chose me to star in a play, I met Fiona there..." his eyes tearing up. "It was what some would call 'love at first sight' I liked Fiona, and she liked me, but I wasn't the only one with my eyes on her, Pepe wanted in. His gang beat me relentlessly."

You could see a deep sorrow in Shrek's tree stump like pupils. As he took a breath to continue, he felt a pinch, no, a bite. A fuzzy man in a shark costume had punched him with his teeth. Shrek gave a mighty Shrek roar and gave chase. Shrek runs and runs, tears flowing like streams from his almond shaped eyes. He stops. "I can't run from my fears anymore." He takes a deep husky breath. "I need to face what torments my heart and life..."

The bell rings after a few more hours of useless meme classes, and you exit the classroom, side by side with Kermit. He turns to you and you feel a rush of blushyness to your face. He goes to speak, but you are both interrupted, by a hand on Kermit's shoulder, you feel jealously overcome you. It's Barry's friend's hand, you realize- Its Barry the bee and friend! Barry swiftly flies through the echoing empty halls.

"SIGN MY PETITION TO STOP BEE ABUSE!" he points to friend who has lost his stinger from the last movie. Barry starts to tear up, you can see in his eyes he is having flashbacks of Vanessa Bloome.

Barry soars towards you with vigor, your schoolbooks fly 10 feet in the air and fall back to the lonesome halls of the school, in your peripheral vision you see a book hit Kermit on the head. You are overcome with rage. You want Barry to die for his sins. New petition- support bee abuse.

"Are you okay?" Kermit says in a soft, tender voice. You don't understand, you caused Kermit extreme agonizing pain, so why is he not angry with you? You start to blush; you rest your crimson red face in your cupped hands.

Kermit starts picking up your books that you so foolishly let attack him, "Uh, it's, it's okay Kermit!! You don't have to do this for me, baka..." Kermit stops for a second and truly admires your words, but he can't help but aid you.

"But I want to do this for you..." You panic and start rushing to pick up your books, at first without realizing you touch something, it was smooth and moist, you look down to find out what you placed your hand on. It was Kermit's hand. At first, you say nothing, you each stare at each other, Kermit's deep beady eyes meet yours, you feel a sensation go through your body as your face begins to turn bright red. "You know... I could stay like this..." Kermit whispers into your ear, you can hear the wet movements of his giant green lips.