Dear Diary,
Today I woke up feeling very excited but I didn't know why. I went down to the Great Hall for breakfast and when I walk in I see it. The thing that made me excited even more. That Hermione Granger. But I still won't go out with her. Not even if we were the last two people on earth and she looked absolutely stunning in her ball gown. Not even then.
After breakfast I was wondering the halls when I bump into Potter. He asked me what I was doing and I said thinking about Pigfarts. This is how our conversation went.
"What's this Pigfarts you keep talking about?" Said Potter.
"It's the best wizarding school in the galaxy. The headmaster is Rumbleroar. He's a lion. Who can talk." I said proudly.
"Why don't you just go there then?" Potter jeered. I very nearly face palmed.
"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars. I need a rocket ship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? Rocketship Potter. Starkid Potter. Moonshoes Potter! Not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died!" Then he just walked away. I wonder if he was going to the common room. I wonder if that Hermione Granger was there. Maybe.
I went for a walk outside of Hogwarts ( suprisingly no-one saw me ) and I went to this resteraunt and guess what I see? Professer Umbridge and Professor Dumbledore on what looked like a date. I certainly didn't imagine me and that Hermione Granger there. Definitely not. Anyway, they were singing a song about getting along and they had a little dancey thing. God, I haven't had a dance in ages. Not since last year's Yule Ball. Oh, memories. I shedded a tear- I mean, my eyes were sweating! Oh god I can't erase that now it's in pen. Bye.
