Randomosity

HUGS ARE DANGEROUS THINGS.

Eon: I want a hug!

Dc: No QUIERO!

Eon: *anime tears*

Dc: is immune.

Eon: *pouts* I'mma die of hug deprivation, and it's all your fault!

Eon: *dies*

Dc: *pokes with a stick*

Eon: *twitches*

.....

Eon: *is dead* *no one cares* *anime tears pour from my ghost's eyes*

K: nuu! *hugs your body* -Eon

Eon: *is dead* *can only be revived by the opposite of the cause of death*

K: Dc hug her >.> xD

K: -holds you at gunpoint with crack dealer bandana over my face- XDDDDD -Dc

Dc: XD

Eon: *my ghost starts to fade away, still crying* *soon it will be too late*

Dc: *grabs popcorn*

Dc: XD

Dc: *hug*

K: XD

Eon: Popcorn? Really? *is revived* hmph. It's pathetic that I had to go through all that just to get a hug.

K: Now ... about that ... Package... -chk chk- -still wearing bandana over face- XDDDDDD -Dc

Eon: *doubles over laughing* great seas....

K: -looks over- witness. (XDDDDD) -Eon

Eon: 0.o I... was never here... *hides behind a tree*

K: -turns attention back to Dc - you owe me 500 grand, you hear me? I want it by the end of the week. Or else. (XDDDDDD) -Dc

Dc: xD

Eon: *thinks* hmm... 500 grand.. *walks up behind the crack dealer K and puts a banana to the small of your back* I have a gun! Now, er, gimmie that money!

K: Whoa there.. -I put my hands up- I was trying to get the money from this dude. Dont have no cash on me! (XDDDD) -Eon

Eon: (xP) *sighs and mutters* just my luck. *speaks up* well uh... when he gives you the money, you'll give it to me, understand? Or else I'll... uh.. *tries to think of a suitable threat* I'll.... make you swallow bull gonads... while I'm choking you... so that you'll... uh... *pushes banana into your back* JUST GIMMIE THE MONEY!

K: (Bull gonads.. >A< ;) -gives you 10 lb of crack- (XDDDDDD)

Eon: (XD) 0.o Uhm... dude... *shoves banana again* dis ain't money, bro!

K; (XD) -it is just baby powder, and my gun is a spray painted nerf gun- -turns around and unleashes nerf darts upon- -Eon

Eon: I WILL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!! *dodges darts, and waves gun around, forgetting that it's actually a banana*

K: -laughs and takes off bandana - yumm can I have that if you are done? XD -Eon

Eon: *looks at the squished banana sheepishly* uhm... sure... *hands it to you*

K: e3e -eats it anyways, since it's not rotten- -Eon

{My friends and I get into some pretty funny stuff when we're messing around. This little situation is one of many, and I couldn't resist forming it into a dialogue. It's just too funny. XD}