Okay, so ya'll! My name is Tanya and my mom got this dog. He's so hecking fat. All he ever does is eat. I'm always like "Crud, Mom. That dog consumes entire cities!" But mama is just like "He's so big. Good boy." Stars of mercy.
So the dog is a pug, and he's just so lazy. Like, I'll be trying to study my English like a good human being, and there's this plump little wrinkle breathing like Darth Vader and lying on the coach like he's dead. Annoying as all heck, right? Okay, well that's not all! I Am FULLY CONVINCED that this little borker ate our fridge. Like, boi. I'm angry. I spend most of my time around that fridge, and now it's gone. Rude.
Okay, so my mom is like "Oh, maybe our fridge just wanted to leave. Don't blame the dog!"
mOM WHAT? What kind of thinking is that? ?????
Needless to say, here are some reasons I know that little pudge boy consumed our best item.
1. He's fat
2. He would eat a fridge.
3. He's the worst.
After our fridge disappeared, the dog's eyes were really wide. They looked like they were about to pop out of his head..like, he looked a tad uncomfortable. Idk, I'd be uncomfortable too if I had to digest an entire fridge. I could see the regret in his eyes, guys. I KNOW what he did!
Anyways, if there are any updates on the situation, I'll make sure to post them here. I'm done for now. Gosh, that dog is the worst.
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I Am Fully Convinced that my Dog Ate my Refrigerator
HumorYo I'm freaking out you guys. This is a horror story straight up, this is some paranormal type of crud yo. I cannot sleep. Call the Ghost Busters or the entire cast of Scooby Doo + John Cena and the Rock himself, cause you won't be able to sleep aft...
