*Le boi playng Outlast 2
Boi: Da h3ll Blake. You dont die after how many falls youv been. Wat r u a GOD?
2 HOURS LATER
Boi: Finally I got Lyyn. Crap its that lady again. My god im delivering a baby.
*Mum comes in
Mum: Hey theres a legendary pokemon in the park, you wanna... WHY AM I SEEING YOU DELIVERING A BABY!!!
Boi: mum this is just a game. Chill.
Mum: All I wanted to do todey was spend taym with me son, and now I see you deliver a baby!
Boi: mum this is just a....
Mum: (takes a deep breath) How bout you just go have a stroll in the park.
Le boi walking in the park.
Le boi sees hes ex girlfriend.
Le girlfriend goes to boi.
Girlfrind: Do you think im ugly?
Boi: god made no one ugly.
Awwwwwwwww
MLG boi: Who the heck made you.
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
Girlfrind: Oh im sorry i wasnt talking to u. Im talking with my new boyfriend.
Boi: (broken hearted) but i thoght u loved me
Girlfrind: why would someone love you. And we werent a couple, we were just friends but now were not.
Mum: son, did u said u had a girlfrind without me knowing and my permission???!!!
Son: No i didnt
New boyfrind: yes he did
Mum: your sooooooooo GROUNDED!!! That means no using of wifi
Son: Not even youtube?
Mum: Not even youtube.
*They went hom
Son:(whispers) Im gonna use youtube without mom knowing.
Mum: WADDAHEEEEEL!!! I HEARD YOUR WHUSPER.
SON: WAAAAAAAAAAT. HOW
MUM: ME MUM GAVE ME DIS WONDEFUL EARS IDIOT. AND BECAUSE OF YOUR DIS OBEYING BEHAVIOR, IM DECLARING A NEW RULE IN THIS HOUSE
Son: (thinking) oh no not a.new rule
Mum: My new rule is...
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I PLAY POKEMON GO EVERYDEY
RandomI play pokemon go everydey, I play pokemon go. When I wake up, im grabbing my phone, I wana catch them all. I wanna play pokemon all day long all day long. I play pokemon go everydey I PLAY POKEMON GO!!!
