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Yoda's cyriptic riddles

*Yoda has posted: DO or do not there is no try*
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Mace: Very wise words indeed master.

Ahsoka: what does that even mean?!

Yoda: pass or fail there is, between there is not.

Anakin: And again with the cyriptic broken grammar...

Obi-Wan: ANAKIN

Anakin: WHAT?! WHY DOES NO ONE EVER QUESTION HIS GRAMMAR?!?! IT'S LIKE THROWING BASIC ENGLISH TO THE WIND OH LOOK AT ME I'M YODA! TALK WEIRD I DO! MAKE SENSE I NEVER DO! WEIRD GREEN ALLIAN THAT SWINGS A MINI GREEN LIGHTSABER I AM!!

Obi-Wan: Anakin... wow that's pretty harsh...

Ahsoka: GEEZ Skyguy relax!

Anakin: NO! BECAUSE I HAD CAKE IN THE FRIDGE AT THE TEMPLE AND HERE IS A NOTE ON AN EMPTY PLATE SAYING "ate your cake I did young Skywalker" HMM I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE!

Yoda: BITE ME YOU WILL

Anakin: YOU OWE ME CAKE!!!
*Anakin has logged off*

Mace: IS it safe?

Ahsoka: Funny that was

Yoda: MOCK ME ARE YOU?!

Anakin: yas! My apprentice. Thought you well I have

Yoda: like you no one does Skywalker...

Anakin: :'c

Vader: And you all wonder why I turn to the dark side ALL THE TRAUMA THAT WAS CAUSED  BY THEFT OF MY PRECIOUS CAKE! BLAME YODA FOR ALL YOUR DEATHS! and Padmé if you're reading this when I choked you, I thought I was choking Yoda. My hand slipped...  I'm sorry my angel <3 and younglings, I was avenging MY LOST CAKE!!! KRIIIIIFFFFFFFF!!!!!! *Lightsaber activates*

Anakin: O__o

Padmé: Ani?....

Obi-Wan: yes Anakin your hand slipped.

Vader: ya see Obi-Wan gets it!!

Yoda: knew this I did

Palpatine: everything is proceeding as I have forseen that is why I took your cake and blamed Yoda.

Vader: YOUR DID WHAT?! I'LL KILL YOU!! *Palpatine screams in the background with a lightsaber blazimg*

Padmé: Ani I'm fine!

Vader: WHO CARES MY CAKE!!!!!!
THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE THAT MATTERED AND NOW IT'S GONE MAULED TO DEATH BY A GREEN ALLIAN!

Obi-Wan: MAULED!? oh the puns!!

Anakin: so Palpatine is the sith lord?

Sidious: shit... COVER BLOWN DOOKU RUN!!

Dooku: SHIT! * FORCE SPEED ACTIVATE*