Game Of Thrones - Reader Inserts

Jaime Lannister - Can't hate you

Title: Can't hate you – Not even a little bit

Pairing: Jaime Lannister x female!Reader

Word Count: ~4.1k

Warnings: h/c, angst, mentioning of incest (Jaime/Cercei)

Request: Hiya x Can i request a fic that's kind of based on "she's all that" with Jon snow x Reader. Like Jon and his friends are playfully arguing about who is the best with women and they end up betting Jon that he can't seduce the reader. So he sets out to seduce her, they genuinely fall in love but then the reader finds out that she was a bet and is heart broken and Jon feels so guilty. But they manage to resolve it and the angst ends in fluff? Thanks so much lovie! || We agreed that it would be Jaime instead of Jon. He's arrogant and technically in a secret relationship. Him openly courting someone to distract from his affair and then falling for her.

(A/n: Sorry it took a while but I wanted this to be perfect. J)

"Killing everyone who thinks we're fucking really doesn't make them any less suspicious" Jaime wore his characteristic smile, not a care in the world but his sister slowly undressing. Red always had done wonders for her, complementing the beautiful blonde hair and her soft white skin. Immediately Jaime forgot that he had attempted to talk business, all his hands wanted to do was wander where her skin was the softest.

"How about you let me worry about that?" Cercei had always prided herself in being the smart one in this relationship, the smartest of the three Lannister children really. In that her arrogance was almost as grand as Jaime's own.

"Oh I can certainty think of more pleasurable things to worry about..." Finally he let his hands wander over all the exposed skin "But I'd rather you tell me what we're going to do."

Anger mixed in Cersei's eyes and with a snap she was half way across the room getting dressed again. For a woman who thought herself so smart she didn't know that man weren't thinking solely with their cocks. At least Jaime prided himself in having light moments. So simply withholding her curves and soft pussy wouldn't make him drop the argument. They were playing a dangerous game and a game he intended to win - without dying.

"Fine. I'll tell you what to do" Cercei snapped "You go find some dumb girl. Take her once or twice. And make sure someone gets word of it."

"I'm a knight of the kings' guard!"

"And you're fucking your sister. You wanted to talk businesses, so what's it gonna be your head or your reputation?"

Jaime had been looking around court for days now, but none of the woman seemed suitable. All either ugly or not worth his time. He needed someone no one liked, someone they wouldn't pity over being left with a bastard. If he wanted this to work whoever she was she needed to be pretty enough for him to have interest, dumb enough to let him knock her up and of course disliked enough to not ruin his reputation. Really in all of kings landing you'd think there would be tons of stupid pretty ladies. He hadn't found any. Well but one but that would be a stupid reckless idea even for his standards.

(Y/n) was pretty but it was hidden under layers of sarcasm, snark and a tongue that would get her killed eventually. Her own father couldn't hold her under control enough to get her married off. The whole city assumed she'd end some sad old spinster. A bit like Lady Oleanna without the dead husband and the title that gave her at least some right to be a bitch.

No way could Jaime seduce someone like her and get his cock up at the right moment. People joked she'd be the perfect match for his equally witty and often mean little brother. She was no woman for him, but perfect of his plan in every way.