Typical Nerd

Chapter 4

"Pfftt... Wouldn't be surprised. You suck at art!" Said Snotlout. "But it's okay, babe. You're still beautiful" he added.

I grimaced and fake vomit. "Ugh."

"Wow. Who knew that he has THAT in him." Said Tuffnut.

"I always knew that. I knew that deep down behind those glasses lives a handsome face." She said.

I rolled my eyes.

"He has always been my role model in academics. I never knew he would be my role model at sports too..." Said Fishlegs.

"Okay, can we actually talk about something we all understand?" Asked Elsa.

"Are we talking about that cutie who played basketball with Astrid?" Asked Anna.

"And who was that white haired dude? Is he part of this little story of yours which we clearly don't understand?" Asked Elsa.

I smirked, remembering Jack staring at her a while ago.

"You mean Jack? Why ask about him? He's clearly not the "main character" of the 'story'." I teased, remembering Jack staring at her a while ago.

Elsa's eyes widened knowing what I'm talking about, then she rolled her eyes.

"Ugh... Typical Astrid. You know that's not what I mean!" Elsa said.

"Fine. Jack Frost. Team captain of the basketball team but can never beat me." I said.

"But you do know he's just taking it easy on you since you're a girl." Said snotlout.

"Shut up, Snotface! No he isn't! But anyways... As I was saying, your typical hearthrob and playboy..." I continued.

Elsa's grimaced and scrunched her nose. "Ugh. I hate playboys..." I hear her mutter.

"So what about that cute dude who played basketball with you?" Anna asked.

"Oh him? He's Haven Horrendous Haddock III. We thought he would be your typical nerd until this day." I answered.

I'm still not over this. How could he be so good at basketball? And why on Earth does he wear lame fake glasses and try to make his hair as stupidly neat as possible?

"He looks too hot for a nerd." Anna looked up and put her thumb and index finger on her chin, pretending to think about something.

Elsa glared at her. "Anna, please! Do NOT talk like that!" Here goes overprotective sissy!

"Why are we talking about this, tho? I thought we're supposed to catch up?" I said, changing the subject.

"Right! Elsa! We missed you so much, babe." Snotlout wiggled his eyebrows. I rolled my eyes and Elsa glared at him.

"Ughhh! GROSS!" She fake vomited. "Astrid please take care of him for me."

"Sure" I answered and started flexing my arms and hands, getting ready to punch.

"Woah, woah, woah! Hey! I'm sorry, okay! I really am! just don't punch me! I don't want to taste those punches again!"

Snotlout shivered and he looks like he was about to cry.

Crybaby.

"Well you better be!"

"Actually, yeah, Elsa! We missed you so much too, like Snotlout! Well, I, missed your coldness and your death glares! It looks like they're sending daggers at me and it's sooo dangerous! I LOVE IT!" Tuffnut yelled and stood up then threw his fist at the air.

He caught lots of attention from the other costumers at starbucks and we stared at him for a long time while he remained his position. Awkward.

After about 10 seconds he finally put his fists down and looked at everybody.

"Hey" he winked and formed gun shapes using his fingers to literally everybody.

Some people shook there heads. I saw some mouth 'kids these days'. Some tried to hold their laughter. Some pity him.
But eventually, they went back to their buisness and Tuffnut finally went back to sitting down.

"O....kay???" Says Elsa. "That was... Weird."

Me, being friends with Tuffnut ever since, seem so normal and typical. I just shrug it off.

"Hey! You guys miss Elsa and not me?" Anna acted being hurt and put her hand over her chest.

"Hmm... You are even more fun to be with than Elsa. You're funny, kind and super friendly, and Elsa's just cold and the exact opposite which makes her seem really dangerous. But you know I love danger!" Tuffnut clapped his hands and smirked evilly.

"Can someone please shut him up?" Snotlout said and slouched on his chair.

"Hey, listen up, mister! I wouldn't-" Tuffnut got cut off by Ruffnut smacking his twin on the head with her sling bag. Tuff made this weird face that stuck his tongue out then fainted.

I hear ruff laugh and said "oohuuhuhu, I've always LOVED to do that!"

Fishlegs gasped but knowing Tuffnut, he sure can survive that. Fishlegs did his smarty stuff and touched his neck, for pulse I think, and then started grambling something.

"Okay. According to my observation there is uhhmm... Actually... There is 99% chance that he would survive" he said.

I rolled my eyes. "Of course he would survive that, Fishlegs! It's not that of a big deal!"

I checked my watch. "Well, it's getting late. We better get going now." I said and stood up. They all did too except for Ruffnut and... Obviously Tuffnut since he was unconcious on his chair.

"Okay, cool. You guys go ahead while I try to wake this guy up." Ruffnut said.

I stopped and decided that I would actually want to enjoy watching how an idiot tries to wake up her equally stupid twin. I guess the others had the same idea as I had so they all halted and watched carefully.

Ruff stood up and walked nearer to her brother. Then, she slapped him really hard in the face! We laughed, although it seems to work. Tuffnut leaned forward and screamed, holding his right cheek.

"GAHHH! MY CHEEK! ITS BURNING LIKE THE SUN... Wait... The sun does burn right?" He suddenly asked in the middle of his screaming.

Typical Tuffnut.

We shook our heads and turned around, but I still chuckled.

What kind of catching up is this?
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A/N
Bello! (Minions, anyone? No? Okay...)

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Lol, edited babyy