Gaaad! I'm not having an affair with any who. HAHAHA. Ano daw? ANY WHO? Anyone pala! Lul! Nawrowrong grammar na! Tek!

"Oo nga darling?! You little girl! Ang batabata mo pa, napakasinungaling mo na! Ako lang ang girl ni Tungsten! Diba darling?!" -babaeng miniskirt.

HEH! Anong ikaw lang ang girl, tingnan mo nga miniskirt! Tatlo kayo! TATLO! As in, KAYO, TATLO!

"Baby! Tell us, she's nothing right? She's no one! She's nobody! She's none! She's no---" -babaeng shorts.

"Yea, she's not my girl coz *PAUSE+GULP*...

...she is my Wife. June 01, June 02, June 03, leave us now please. And this little girl, she's our daughter... Now, LEAVE!" -Tungsten.

O_________O

June 01?

June 02?

June 03?

Not my girl?

She is my WIFE?

She's our daughter!?


Now LEAVE?!

WHAAAAAAAAT?!

Umalis na yung tatlong girl, *LUHAAN*, sila pala sina june 01, june 02 at june 03.

Anong sinabe ng mga pangalan?!

Siniringan ako tapos nag f*ck you sign! Eeep! So BAD!

"Clap*Clap*, kuya you're so great! I love you na!" -Vana.

"HEH! Ewan ko sa'yong maliit na nilalang ka! Pati ako napapasubo sa'yo!" - Tungsten sabay tingin sakin.

"At ikaw! KAMATIS! Wag kang mamula! Napapaghalata ka!" -Tungsten.

Huh? Ano daw?! Ako? Kamatis? Namumula?!

Eeep!!! =___________=

It's beyond limits! Heh?! Ano daw?!

"HEH! Ikaw na lalaki ka! Kahit kelan talaga! Ang kapal ng mukha mo!!! Hindi ako KAMATIS! Hindi ako NAMUMULA!" -ako.

"Di daw?! GUSTO MO NAMAN! Aminin mo na! At tsaka, bet defensive!? DEFENSIVE na TOMATO wag ganyan lalong nahahalata!" - Tungsten.

"EWAN KO SA'YO! Nga pala! Di mo 'ko wife! Ang kapal mo!!!!!!!" -ako.

"Gusto mo naman e! Defensive!" -Tungsten.

"KAPAL!" -ako.

"DEFENSIVE! DEFENSIVE!!!" -Tungsten.

"KAPAL! KAPAL!" -ako.

"DEFENSIVE! DEFENSIVE!!!" -Tungsten.

"KAPAL! KAPAL!" -ako.

"DEFENSIVE! DEFENSIVE!!!" -Tungsten.

"KAPAL! KAPAL!" -ako.

Ganyan lang kami sa quantum. =_________=

Pinagtitinginan na tuloy ulit kami. =_______=

"Mommy! Daddy! Stop fighting! >;(" -Vana.

Eh?! Batang 'to, kinareer ang pagiging anak?!

"Yea, stop it tomato! You're so defensive! ;)" -Tungsten then smirk.

"HEH! Tomato mo your face! I'm not a tomato! RETARD!!!" -ako.

Sumama na talaga yung tingin n'ya sakin.

=_________=

OmG, I'm so dead.

Mommy! Help me!

"No one ever tried to call me a RETARD!" sabi n'ya sabay lapit pa.

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