AOT characters react to ships

Farlan x Eren

Me: YASSSS

Mario-kun: you know lauren this actually kinda hot

Me: ohh like that picture i showed you

Eren: what picture?

Me: Oh no 0.0

Levi: Eren it's best if you don't ask

Eren: ok levi

Farlan: * hugs eren from behind* don't. Talk. To. My. Eren. Levi

Levi: Make me

Me: Gay ppl plz stop

Levi&Farlan: *glares at me*

Erwin:So when will the readers decide who eren belongs to

Me: hell if i know

Andrew-senpai: i think you made mario horny with the pictures

Me: he did tell us two dreams he had

Sasha: Really i expected author-chan to be horny

Me: why i'm the who toke the screen shots of levi x eren and.. OH SHIT

Erwin&Farlan: *glares at me*

Me: *run away* nope i'm not gonna die today

Erwin&Farlan: GET BACK HERE AUTHOR-CHAN

Me: NEVER

Eren: what just happened

Mario-kun: you poor innocent child

Nataila: well Lauren is gonna die

Isabel: i'm here!

Me:plllzzz stop poping up uninvited
-_-'

Erwin&Farlan: *tackle me*

Me: not again

JJ: god damnit Lauren

Me: 50 cents in the jar

JJ: ok *walks away*

Me: mario before i go do one thing for me

Mario-kun: yes

Me: clear my bowser history

Mario-kun: ok well do

Eren: wtf

Levi&Erwin&Farlan: Eren no bad language

Eren: but why * does innocent face*

Levi: toooo cuuuttteee * dies*

Erwin&Farlan: WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Hey guys sorry i haven't updated in a while i've been busy lately so i haven't had time so i'll try to update and make new stories so remember one thing you guys help me just as much as i help you bye guys love you all!

P.S: i actually did make my friend horny by showing a picture of levi x eren bye guys