O- to not confuse people we have these little letter things...
K- YEP!!! THIS IS GONNA BE FUN~!
O-tell then what the book is about..
K-OH! Why don't you tell them?
O-Cause, i don't want to...
K-what a great reason..well...this is kinda a QandA or a...
O- NOW IT'S MY TURN TO SHOW TEXTS! And my personal favorite..
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K- Oh SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLEVER! -_-
O- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
K- Doo Doo Do-do-do-do-do dodododododooooo WE ARE NUMBER ONE!
O- No....
K- COME ON!!! WE ARE NUMBER...
O-.
K-?
O-I
K-WHAT?
O-4
K- NOOOOOOO!!!
O- FINE! 69
K- You little pervert.......................
O- 0/////////o I DIDN'T KNOW I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACTUALLY I DON'T SWEAR CAUSE SWEARING IS BAD!!!!! ;~;!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K- *ahem*youhavesworn*ahem*
O- NU-UH!!!!
K- Last friday.....
O- U-um...
K- So last friday these kids walk up to oliver and go, 'hey! teach us some swear words in english!' (they were like, from some other country...russia i think...) so i hear this walk over tell the kids some bad words in english and i told them ass, cause i only want them to know one, so they walk to oliver and go, (in russian or whatever language they spoke), 'what does ass mean?'
O- Oh no....
K- So anyways....ollie looks around nervously blushing like hell, and says to them in russian after, like, 10000000 hours of stuttering, 'it means butt..' and the kids were like, 'lol LAME!' and then oliver backs away from the kids embarrased he said the word 'butt' to, like, 5 year olds....TRIPS on a chair, (don't ask me were this chair came from) and starts going, (at the top of his lungs in english), 'WHO THE BLOODY HELL PUTS A FUCKING CHAIR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING STREET! I WILL FIND THOSE BLOODY ASSES AND MURDER THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF THEM! Those bloody bastards...' (yah.....he has more british genes than me and a bit of an accent.....-_-)
O-.........I DON'T HAVE A BLEEDING ACCENT!
K- Yes you do and it's showing.....
O- NO I DON'T! ><
K-.......HAH....... I'm irish (a bit) so i do have a bit of and accent.........just a titch....
O-Well at least yours isn't noticeable....;~;......FOR SOME REASON EVERYDAY people try and draw double decker eyebrows on me...I DON'T KNOW WHY!! And they call me 'An Iggy with brown hair', WHO IS IGGY?!?!
K-
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