Help Me

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Everyone wants to die.
I legit have no f***ing life.
I just want some damn pie.
I raped some sharp knives.

I've dreamt about him.
Elmo that smexy poledancer.
So soft and slim.
So hot, he gives me cancer.

Thinking of those sticks,
Loads of faggots.
Sending me them pics
Of those nice maggots.

Shrek keeps them onions.
He Loves his foody.
Especially them funyuns
And your booty.

Lord I need some holy water.
Read that Bible 666 times.
Why make others feel prouder.
When you can break the rhyming pattern.

Having too much gay
Shipping that sh**
Gay gay away
Falling deep in a pit
And gay
GaY
GayYYyyYYy
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⏰ Last updated: Apr 21, 2017 ⏰

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