Chp 1

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by GayBridge

by GayBridge

Your pov

Your name is (y/n). You have e/c eyes and h/c hair.
You were on a walk in the park one day when you find a man who looks like he has issues hiding in a nearby bush.
You walk up to him cautiously because you are unsure if it is safe To approach a stranger in a bush.
When you are finally close enough to see him you notice that he is quivering in fear. You wonder why. Finally you ask him,
"Um, excuse me mister, are you okay?"
He replied
"NO FUCKING LORD ENGLISH AND ANGRY FANGIRLS ARE AFTER ME"
You stare awkwardly silent at him for a minute then offer to take him to a coffee shop to help this poor man out. You know how evil fangirls can be. He agrees to get coffee and you guys get coffee even though it's like 6:00 and you probably wont sleep at all tonight.
When you finally arrive at the shop you walk in and get coffee from the barista named Jake.
You sit down at a smol table and talk for a while
-time skip brought to u by Calliope's dead body
"Well that was fun hussie." You say as you stand up grabbing your belongings
"Yeah see you again soon y/n" he said as he waved goodbye.

Hussies pov
Fuck yeah a nice chick who is relatable. I might get some paleing in soon.

A/n
Hey guys so since hussie is a douche I had to write this. I love chu

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