sorry bro: lrh

introduction

Chp 1

"You are so fucking gay."

"No you are."

"Honestly will you guys shut the fuck up? Both of you are faggots" that's Ashton, kindly telling Calum and Michael to shut the fuck up.

For once I agree...almost.

They eventually stop and change the subject on something besides being gay.

And I'm grateful for that.

Several minutes go by, and I notice that Luke is still not here. I pick at my food, wondering how I should ask about him without being laughed at. Bros don't act concerned for their bros. Because according to Michael, that's fucking gay. But before I could fully process the thought, my mouth starts to move without me:

"Hey where's Luke? He should be here right now"

Michael turns to me, a smirk growing on his face. I think he knows.

Please don't.

"Why do you care about Luke so much? You gotta crush on him?"

Don't.

"NO! What am I, fucking gay!?" I blurt out. Even I don't believe the bullshit, but no one comments that. Instead, Calum slaps- no punches- Michael's arm.

"Fuck off, okay? And I think he's with that chick...uh...what's her name? Tanna?" Calum says. I grit my teeth.

"It's Tanni" I muttered, picking at my cold french fries. I was trying my best to hide my jealousy, but I couldn't help it.

Ashton, Michael, and I knew that Tanni was only with Luke for his dick. And it absolutely pissed me off when he was with her.
Or when he talked about her.
Or when he totally blew us off so he can fuck her in the janitor's closet during lunch.

Like today.

But Calum doesn't know that, and no one bothers to tell him. He thinks Luke and Tanni are just lab partners- nothing more. Sometimes I wonder if Calum just using that as an excuse to hide his major crush for him, but then I laugh because Calum isn't gay.

And so am I.

By then, Michael is being a total ass. "Look at me" he starts,
"I'm Teddy, and I LOVE Luke Hemmings. I'm so jealous of Tanni, because she get's fucked everyday by Luke while I still beat my meat to anime characters! HUHHHH"

The table starts laughing and that's when I lose it.

"Honestly Michael, just shut the fuck up okay? I'm not fucking gay. You think you're so cool when really you're a bigger faggot than I am" I say.
Ashton and Calum goes 'ooo'. Michael just laughs, thinking that I'm only joking.

I'm not.

Calum butts in, realizing that I'm being serious "Hey Michael, just don't say that again okay? And Teddy, he was just playing."

"Yeah," Ashton says absent-mindedly, scrolling through his phone.

"Dude, don't get so butt-" but before Michael can finish his sentence, I get up and leave.
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