I am...erm....*blushes*.....B-Bob...Herwit.....I know, I know....its a funny name, but its not like I can just change it. I would NEVER and when I mean NEVER I mean NEEEVER tell any of you guys my middle name. Anyways forget about what I just said about my middle name - no - forget about everything I just said....or else....yep, I can't think of a threat....FINE...you win. Let me tell you more about me and my family. My family is not very rich we in fact, are very poor, sadly. I have a bratty younger sister named Kelly (at least her name is way better than mine ,CURSE YOU MOM AND DAD FOR GIVING ME THIS STUPID NAME!!!). And I'm not gonna introduce you to mom or dad because I'm too lazy, and because they don't deserve it. Now Lemme tell you about my "school", I was home schooled for almost my entire life , because we could not even afford a "real" school and my mom is a bad and lazy teacher (I think I know where I get my laziness from...). Ok, so now that you know my life sucks, wait till you hear this....the worst of them all..........WE HAVE NO WIFI!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! And one thing you should know about me is that I am VERY imaginative.
And that is my TERRIBLE life!
AUTHORS NOTE : Hello little chickens! Its me the author aka ChickenSempi! I hope you guys enjoyed the prologue of The Derpie Reality ! If you want a book that will give you the chills,I would recommend a book by:MagicalMonkeyMayham the title of this AMAZING book by: MagicalMonkeyMayham is called Love, From Mother the genre is: Horror (duhh...)! And there will be no exact schedule when chapter 1 will be comming out (just when I feel like it 😝). Byee little chickens🐔🌹❣️!!!!!!
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The Derpie Reality
HumorA boy named Bob Herwit, despises his name and his sister, Kelly. Was home schooled for almost his entire life, and isn't very rich. But one boring and lame time at 7 eleven...was worth it and changed there entire lives to a luxury life! But there w...
