Hollands morning Routine
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Since I'm on YouTube now and have a massive subscriber amount I decided to do a morning routine, all the K00l kidz are doing it!1!1
"Hey my 6 followers!! It's Hallwayqueefs here and today I'm going to do my morning routine, it's super shook!" I smile at my 1980 camera I got from the man from my corner
I bring the camera in the bathroom, and set it on my toothbrush holder, I grab my yellow stained toothbrush and start to brush my "teeth"
I spit the paste out quickly remembering it wasn't toothpaste
"Anyways after that" I say and put water on my face making all of my crusties show and I smile big at the camera, I reach for my towel and wipe my face which leaves something else on my face, I look over and see a man with a beard and him naked
I realized he used my Towel to wipe himself off with and he left some type of solid on my towel
My smile slowly faded and I started having an autistic seizure making him jump out my window killing himself
I look at the camera and take It downstairs and begin having breakfast when an earthquake happened
It wasn't normal...
I ran in fear of me.falling through the floor
I spoke to soon
I fall through the floor my pants being ripped
I think I landed on a child but I couldn't tell so I ran most likely stepping on the 6 month year old laying on the floor in the apartment Down from mine
I Mario smashed through the floor then hulk smashed the walls and jumped out
I never knew I could fly
