~FUCIN 3RD PERSON~
Pussyhoe gagged as she saw her mum, Patatahoe dancing on a poll. "Mum, wtf?! No ones even here!" Pussyhoe said disturbed. "That's not true, you're here." Patatahoe snapped as she became triggered. Pussyhoe rolled her eyes and looked to her right to see her drunk sister, Sugarthighs. She was lying on the floor naked. "AYEEEEEEE BISSSHHHHH!" Sugarthighs slurred her words. Pussyhoe ignored her sister and saw Dorahoe walk in. "DORRRRAHOEEE WHERE MEH WEED AT" Pussyhoe screamed excitedly at her. "It-" Before Dorahoe could finish, Sugarthighs got up and ran outside with a bottle of booze. NAKED. Dorahoe, Patatahoe, and Pussyhoe all walked outside and acted like this was normal. When they got outside Sugarthighs was being arrested by the hot police officer, Anglehoe. "Wtf I was gone for 2 hours! And this is what happens!" Potato screamed as she came out of nowhere. "OHMERGOD MEH WATER BROKE!" Patatahoe screamed for her life. "Ummm Pat ur just spilling water on your pants." Potato said to the very dense stripper."Oh...." Patatahoe said dumbfounded."Idiot, anyways where the fuck is meh weed!?" Pussyhoe asked annoyed. "Hehe, ummm it's with Puddy...." Dora responded SCURED. Potato suddenly joined the conversation. "Who the fuck is-" But before she could finish they heard a voice say "I heard meh name" "Oh shit she's here" Dorahoe looked at Patatahoe. "We're fucked, aren't we?" Patatahoe nodded in response.
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~CHARACTERS~
MEH AS PUSSYHOE
PATATAHOE AS PATATAHOE
CRUSTYMOMO AS POTATO
SeptimalSky AS ANGLEHOE
Dora_Dora_Mochi AS DORAHOE
dickyhoe AS PUDDY(DICKY)
IDFK SUGARTHIGHS ACC
YOU ARE READING
a hoe life.
Romance"I HOOKED UP WITH THOMAS THE TANK FOR MONEY"-SATANHOE ITS JUST A HOE LIFE WAHT COULD GO WRONG "IM SO FUCIN UGLY I MAKE ONIONS CRY"-SATANHOE this was made in 2017
