the day the feminists attacked me

the attack

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of feminists who were protesting about men
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
They started going to me and i got in a little fight and my feminist mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your feminist auntie and feminist uncle in feminismlandia."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a blow in the headand then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kill all feminist"

First feminist attack yo, this is bad
Drinking juiceout of a champagne with the design saying 'male tears'.
Is this what the feminist of feministlandia living like?
Hmm, this might be fucked.

But wait I hear they're feminazis,vegans, and all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this fuckboi?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of feministlandia

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a feminazi standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get attacked yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "fuck men" and it had women motivation pins in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was horrible
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, bitch to Bel-Air."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of feministlandia