The Seven in High School- Percy Jackson Fanfiction

Leo the Boss and Date #3 (and they say 3's the charm)

"It's alright," Calypso answered stiffly. "Now that you're awake, I'm sure you can take care of yourself."

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The next few days Leo ghosted around the island, spending most of his time exploring the small grove of trees that sprung up among the southern area of the isle. Calypso, perhaps taking pity on him, gave him a small tent-like lodging to sleep in at night, tethered to a space relatively close to the cavern she lived in.

On the sixth morning (or, at least the closest estimate of what Leo judged it to be), there was some clean clothes laid out for him to wear.

On the tenth morning, a still-steaming cup of stew awaited him.

On the fifteenth morning, Calypso kissed him.

"I'm sorry, Leo," she whispered, tear tracks glistening on her pale cheeks. "Forgive me. I love you."

"What?" he asked, when he finally got over the fact that a pretty girl (or girl in general) had kissed him. "What do you mean- URGGH!"

His vision zoomed out to black-

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-and he started, staring into the irate black eyes of Mr. Hendellson.

Nearby, his classmates giggled. "Detention, Mr. Valdez!" Hendellson practically screamed. "If you really think English class is so boring, you can spend your weekend wiping desks!"

Leo grimaced absently, his mind still processing the despairing face of Calypso. "Yeah, yeah, got it."

"Make that two, Mr. Valdez, until you learn some proper manners and respect!" his teacher yelled angrily. The laughter in the classroom grew in volume. 

"I'm glad I met you," Leo muttered to himself, glancing at his hands absentmindedly and tuning out the amusement of his classmates. "Even if it was only a wishful dream."

(Somewhere far, far away, in a place that transcended space and time, a girl named Calypso sneezed. And then laughed. Loudly.)

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Omake #1

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Leo was depressed. Like seriously depressed. Like super-duper-I'm-going-absolutely-crazy-and-may-burn-up-New-York-for-the-heck-of-it depressed.

He was so depressed he told the teacher that the reason he didn't have his homework was because he burned it up. However, he did bring the charred remains and presented it to Ms. Alexis the same way.

She gave him detention.

So then he died.

No, not really. Instead he somehow managed to get Piper to convince the monster-in-disguise-of-a-teacher to forget about the whole matter with her amazing charmspeak. And then he lived happily ever after.

No, not that either.

However, Leo did get a text message from an unknown source that said 'i luve you leo from your fangirl''. So technically he did live happily ever after.

And then he married Calypso and crushed all the fangirls' hearts who poured their hearts to him. 

No, that wasn't true either.

This brings us to somehow see Leo dating Calypso somewhere because the author in question does not know how dating a goddess really goes like so she will skip the part and probably end the story because she's just evil like that.

Yeah, that's better.

And then they had seven million children and lived happily ever after.

The end.

"Wait a second, how could you ever end a story without the awesome Apollo? I will read a haiku to you to show my worth-"

The End.

"Hey, I'm still not done here, you know. Listen: I am-"

THE END!!!!!!

"Wait-""

~THE END~

"Hey! Wait for me-" *curtain falls and there is dramatic effect and silence*

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Omake #2

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"Annabeth, I'm hungry," Leo whined, sticking one of his elbows out onto the chair with a pout. "Could you, like, hand over a donut?"

The blond-haired girl scowled at him. "No," she said. "Go pester Piper or somebody else to do it for you. I'm trying to finish this essay if I ever want to attend Harvard or some other good college." She turned away from him, her curly ponytail flying and bouncing into place with a hard whack.

Leo made a mental note that Annabeth's ponytail was just between charmspeak and Piper's dagger in terms of scariness. 

"Jason!" he shouted over to the dining room, where he knew his buddy was having an hour-long makeout session with Piper. "Be a good friend and hand me a donut, will you?"

"Sure!" Jason's cry came, echoing in the hallway. "But wait until- MMMPH! MMMPH MMMPH MMMPH! PIPER!"

Leo blanched at the thought of what was going on inside the room. "You know what? I think I'm sticking with getting a cupcake from the kitchen instead."

(Inside the kitchen, Frank and Hazel were doing things. But the author finds no reason to break the fourth wall and warn Leo ahead of time before his eyes were permanently scarred.)

~THE END~

It's been a year and a half with you guys, and I can't say I haven't had a great time writing this story with all of you. :). Stay tuned for next time, everybody!