To start this stupid f*ckin' story...
At the age of 4 {2006}, i didn't think that i came out as a baby at all. I always thought that i popped into the world like a freakin' idiot. At the age of 6 {2008}, i decided to accept the fact that i wasn't born as a baby. A couple days before my 7th birthday, i was walking down the street. When i went around the block, i noticed someone's house and looked closely. You know why? Because i saw a lady sitting in a rocking chair outside on her porch with something in her arms. You know what that was? Oh! It was a f*ckin' baby. That was the day that i told myself i was different than everyone else. 2 or 3 days after my 7th birthday {2009}, one of my older brothers got a kitten. When that cat grew up, there wasn't much luck for me. The cat kept charging and attacking me even though i was just sitting on the floor doing nothing..absolutely nothing! After all that sh*t, my brothers cat got to the point where it didn't want to be part of the family anymore and it ran away. You wanna know how it got out? Well...that stupid a$$ fur ball decided to bite and tear at the screen door and it managed to rip part of the screen part off in the middle of the night while everyone else was sleeping. But here's the thing..i was still awake when that happened. I just sat there and watched because i was too f*ckin' scared to get off the couch {i was 7 and it was dark as hell..don't judge}. I tried to stop the cat but it kept hissing at me so i just got scared and hid under the covers like a freakin' p*$$y. At the age of 10, {during halloween in 2012}, i was staying at my aunt & uncle's house for the weekend. There were two halloween tricks that involved scaring me. ONLY me.
#1: My older brother & sister made grudge noises and they turned the tv on with the screen all static.
#2: My uncle put a jason mask on and chased me down the stairs, which made me trip and fall all the way down the stairs and land face first on the stone hard floor {which also caused me to have a lot of nosebleeds for a couple of months}.
This is all i'm gonna tell you for now. See ya later u kinky f*ckers! 😈😂
