Highway To Hell

Dear Ms.Yilly

Dear Ms.Yilly,

I know that we haven't talked in a while, but I feel like there is much to talk about. I have seen that you have changed your last name. I can only guess that you have moved on from Jack. I knew you two would never fully work out. Jack was a jerk, a player and all a round a dick. I am sure that talking about this is uncomfortable for you, but you don't need to worry, I'm here for you.

Lots of love, Mr.Hans

Dear Miss.Yilly,

Again we haven't talked in a while. What I wanted to tell you is that my wife is pregnant. I do wish you come to the baby shower! It has been rough for her and she would like to have an old high school friend there to congratulate her. If you would like to know I am hoping that it is a girl. If it is I plan on namming her after you.

Sincerely, Mr.Hans
Ps. If you are not comming please don't hesitate to contact us. It's been a while.

Dear Ms.Yilly

Why weren't you there at the baby shower. Why haven't you replied to a single one of my letters? Is everything all right? Please contact me! My cell phone number is 604-389-263. Don't hesitate to call.

Lots of love, Mr.Hans

Dear Ms.Yilly

Happy new year! My son is now five and he is great! He looks just like my wife! He loves to play with the car set that Santa gave to him. I would love it if you could come visit some time so you could meet him! One more thing, are you ever going to replie? It's like your not even real. I know that you are alive so could you come and show me? If you know what I mean.

Love, Mr.Hans

Dear Ms.Yilly

My wife found out about the letter. Apparently the mail man likes to read what ever I send you. I told him off! Mrs.Hans is very angry with me, but I told her that you never replie and that got her to cool it. She keeps telling me that you are dead, but I know your not! When can I visit? I just need a break from this place!

Sincerely,  Mr.Hans

Dear Ms.Yilly

My wife left me. You haven't replied. I feel like there is nothing to live for anymore. My seven year old son was taken with my wife. She called me insane. I got angry and beated her. Now I'm a drunk. The only good thing is that there is this new thing going around called texting.

Sincerely, Mr.Hans

Hans has joined the chat room

Hans: what is up?

Hans: nothing

Hans: k. Can I come over?

Hans: sure (;

Hans: thx its been tough these last couple of years.

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Hans has joined the chat room

Hans: hows it been?

Hans: good!

Hans: great! What's happened?

Hans: well...I got into this new thing called a "nursing home"

Hans: awesome! What happens there?

Hans: nothing much really. We play bingo every sunday! They have a pool.

Hans: well that's cool.

Hans: yah...I know.

Hans: yell bye then

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Ms.Yilly has joined the chat room

Yilly: im sorry, I just got all your texts today

Yilly: not to mention all your letters

Dilly: im sorry I never answered

Delly: the mail man sucks around here

Dealy: where ever here is

Deaty: Oh, thanks for comming over today!

Death: I have been waiting a long time