40. How You Tell Him You're Pregnant-

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Sodapop- You take him back to the place he proposed at. You get down on one knee, and propose all over again. Except, in the box, instead of a ring, there's a pacifier.


Dallas- You leave baby clothes all over the house, until he gets the hint.


Darrel- You get him a new coffee cup. On the bottom it says, "You're gonna be a dad!" He doesn't see it until all his coffee is gone.


Johnny- You leave the pregnancy test on the bathroom sink, and wait for him to see it.


Pony- You buy him a bunch of donuts. On the top of the box there's a note that says, "Eat up! I don't want to be the only one with a growing belly!"


Two-Bit- You take him swimming. You take off your shirt, revealing your bikini. On your stomach it says, "Baby in progress. 10% done..."


Steve- You lay down on the couch with a pair of baby shoes on your stomach, waiting for him to get home from work.


Tim- You tape a note to your dogs collar that says, "My owners are giving me a new human! Febuary, 1970."


Curly- You wait until he comes home, and wear a shirt that says, "Baby Loading..."

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