This is a story about a man named Joey Ronston. Joey is an average Joe that you would see every day, in coffee shops, Walmart, and in his cubicle at his job. Well, that all changed one afternoon. The day had started normally.
Joey had just woken up from a good night's sleep, when he looked at his alarm clock and realized he was late! "Oh no!" he exclaimed. "I'm late for work!" from that point onward, it was a race against time! Joey had ran to the bathroom and simultaneously brushed his teeth while showering, and after that, he rushed back to his room, and like the flash, he was ready and out the door in 5 minutes! When he entered the office building he realized that no one was there.
As any human would, joey yelled out for his coworkers. "Hello! Anyone in here?" but no one responded. Joey looked at a calendar, and realized, "Ha Ha! It's Saturday! I don't even have to be here right now!" suddenly, like a man getting stabbed in the back by a close friend, Joey was stabbed in the back by a close friend. Literally.
"Gah!" joey screamed, as his back was being stabbed! "That's what you get joey," said john, his close friend. "Wha- What did I do?" joey stammered, writhing in pain. "You took my position as employee of the month." "REALLY? That's what this was about?" yelled joey. "Yes, you are correct. Unfortunately, our talking time is over. Tootles." John then proceeded to kill himself. That was the last thing joey saw before blacking out.
