So, the qeen of england goes to italy cuz she was meeting someone from tinder. "oh" said queef of england when she saw that the tinder date was just a piece of lint from under her toenail.
"y" said the queen of england as she wandered into the dark ally behind a local gas station. "wanna some drugs" said a suspicious looking elmo figure. "no, plase get away from me!"
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this was the queen^^ after getting injected with 3,779 hot dogs.
