When Tori gets addicted to Paramore

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the wild tori is spotted in her natural habitat singing very loudly with the door locked

*Onyx, Gabby and Jaida banging on the door loudly*

Onyx: BITCH LET US IN B4 WE SHANK U WITH A RUSTY SPORK

Gabby: HOE ITS RAINING WE GON GET SUM SICKNESS

honour god swoops by

honour: BANNED

Jaida: Ryan tf u doing man

Tori: *Unlocks door* slides away

Onyx: thank fuk

Tori: yo i gotta take a phone call i'll brb

Gabby: so why was she singing so loudly

Jaida: Onyx, browser history

Onyx: on it baus...erm what do we have here, how to shank ppl with sporks, okay thats a normal tori search, we have spider lenny face with heavily moisturized legs, also another tori search, AH HA, I FOUND THE PROBLEM

Gabby: *Looks at screen* ah shit

Jaida: Fuck, i know the drill

Onyx: yup. shes got into a new band

Gabby: which member does she have a heavy crush on?

Jaida: Oh shit....shes got into paramore and shes crushing on the bass guitarist

Onyx: boi he aint even that cute he look like a try-hard hipster

Tori: Im back bitches

Onyx: im sorry i have to do this tori

Gabby: *begins filming*

Onyx: *Drop kicks tori down the stairs*

Honour: BANNEEEEEEED

Jaida: shut the fk up ryan

Honour: tori got rekt








o shit this is the end

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