Thoughts of a homeless man

When I wake up im dead....no joke

   Song: Hollywood undead- gangsta sexy
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Idk about ya'll but when I wake up I have to set like 19 alarms for one fucking hour because I'm just dead....like dead dead😂
   Like I have a 6:30, 6:50, 6:55, 7:05, 7:20, 7:15, and a 7:25 alarm. I just can't do it. I can't physically get up and have a good morning, like no. It's not happening.
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Q: how many alarms do you have?
A: 24😂