Compilation of TDG Book 1 & 2 by Ate Leng. :D

Walang kupas !

paul vs. kevin (tdg book 1, chapter 16)

Paul: Wait pare, I’m still talking to her.

Kevin: She’s not responding to you so it’s not a conversation.

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Kevin: Pare please back off. She said don’t go near her. English na yun, ganyan ba talaga kaong mga Engineering?

Paul: Wag kang manghimasok dito. Sino ka ba ha?

Kevin: Ako!? Ako lang naman yung sumalo sa kanya nung ginago mo sya. Ano, palag pa?

“SIGE NGA, PANO MO NASABI NA MAHAL MO KO? DAHIL SA ITSURA KO? SIGE NGA, ANONG ALAM MO TUNGKOL SAKIN? BESIDES YUNG MGA NAKALAGAY SA FACEBOOK KO? WALA DIBA? HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME IF YOU DON’T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME? HUH? JERSEY’S NOT EVEN MY GIRLFRIEND BY THE WAY. SHE’S NOT EVEN MY TYPE, TONG DEVIL WOMAN NA TO. AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE ME. BUT LEMME CLEAR ONE THING: SHE’S MY PARTNER. KAHIT MASAMA AKO SA KANYA, WE’RE TRYING TO WORK THINGS OUT. WE’RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER, AND IF SHE’S NOT WORTHY OF MY ATTENTION, BAKIT KO SYA PALAGING SINASAMAHAN? DI MO LANG ALAM KUNG GANO KASAYA KASAMA ANG G@GANG TO. AND THAT’S ONE THING YOU DON’T HAVE. GUSTO MO SABIHIN KO LAHAT?”

— Kevin Santos (TDG Book 1, Chapter 13)

“OO NGA, WALA NGA. WALA NGA AKONG ALAM KASI WALA KA NAMANG SINASABI. PAG MAGKASAMA TAYO, PALAGING AKO NA LANG YUNG TOPIC. UMIIWAS KA SA MGA TANONG KO. ANG SAKIT NOH, YOU NEVER WANT ME TO TOUCH YOUR FEELINGS. YOU TRUST ME, BUT NOT THE SAME WAY AS I TRUST YOU. KUNG SINO NAMAN YANG MINIMEET MO, PLEASE WAKE UP! PINAPAASA KA LANG NYA!”

— Jersey Santiago (TDG Book 1, Chapter 15)

“THAT’S WHAT I’M SCARED ABOUT. NA.. HINDI NA MAHALAGA SA’YO YUNG MERON TAYO NG COLLEGE. FEELING KO HINDI KA PROUD NUNG SATIN DATI E. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WANT A CLEAN SLATE OR SOMETHING.. PERO I WANT TO FEEL THAT WHAT WE HAD BEFORE IS THE REAL THING… AND CONTINUATION YUNG NGAYON. AYOKO KASI NA AKO LANG ANG MAG-AAKALANG TOTOO YUN, TAPOS SA’YO ANG TOTOO E YUNG NGAYON LANG, DI KASAMA YUNG UNANG ‘TAYO’.”

— Jersey Santiago (TDG Book 2 Chapter 37)

ang cheesy ng kevje

KEVIN:*smiles* Sabi ko sayo magpaganda ka. JERSEY:Yun naman ginawa ko ah! KEVIN:Hindi kaya!! JERSEY:UMAYOS KA KEVIN:Ang sabi ko sayo magpaganda ka, sinobrahan mo naman ata. Mahihirapan akong bantayan ka nyan. JERSEY:*laughs* Alam mo.. KEVIN:*natawa na rin* Ano? Ano? JERSEY:Kahit ang corny non, in fairness kinilig ako. :""> KEVIN:Naman. Walang kupas ata to :>

“WOW. IT DIDN’T MEAN ANYTHING.. TO YOU. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT MEANT A LOT TO ME. SABI KO, KUNG AKSIDENTE MAN TALAGA YON, YUN NA SIGURO ANG PINAKAMAGANDA AT PINAKA WORTH IT NA AKSIDENTE SA LAHAT. BUT AFTER HEARING YOU SAID THOSE THINGS? I’M HURT. KASI FOR THE FIRST TIME, SOMEONE’S DISGUSTED AT ME AFTER DOING A THING THAT I’LL NEVER REGRET. YOU’RE TOO HARSH, SANTIAGO. I ALMOST FORGOT, KAYA NGA PALA KITA TINAWAG NA DEVIL WOMAN. YOU’RE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN RIP MY HEART INTO PIECES IN JUST A SNAP. TUMINDI KA AFTER 3 YEARS.”

— Kevin Santos (TDG Book 2 Chapter 24)

the despicable guy book 2: chapter 25

JERSEY:*sighs* What do you want from me, Kevin? Tell me, kasi I'm not going through y- KEVIN:I just want you. I want to have everything with you. I want it all. I want us, Jersey. JERSEY:No! YOU HAD ME! Bakit ka ganyan, kung kelan magulo.. kung kelan.. Gusto mo lang ako kung kelan challenging! Kung kelan.. lumalayo nako sayo!! Why are you doing this? I can't u- KEVIN:Basically, I got jealous. Kay Marlo, Fernan, Mong.. even kay Jicker! Wanna know why? Because I am still in love with you, and I always be. And that's gonna make me do stupid things sometimes because love is crazy.. and I've been crazy. Jersey, gusto ko na sabihin nung una kitang nakita nung June kaso.. it's very complicated. I got scared.. I just got scared that if I went too fast, things won't work out. And I really really don't want that to happen.. Because I've waited.. I've waited a really really long time for this.

KEVIN:Madali lang yan, Jersey. Isang tanong: mahal mo pa ba ko? ME:Hah. Akala mo ang daling sagutin nyan?!? KEVIN:Madali la- ME:KEVIN! EH SIRAULO KA PALA E!!! Bakit mo ko pinepressure!?! KEVIN:I'm not pressuring you! Tinatanong ko lang kung mahal mo pa ako o hindi na. Kasi kung hindi n- ME:Kasi kung hindi na, ano? Kukulitin mo pa rin ako hanggang sa bumigay ulit ako sayo? Ganun ba yun? KEVIN:Hindi. Kasi kung hindi na, ititigil ko na tong kabaliwan ko sayo.

the despicable guy book 2: chapter 29

JERSEY:I'm a mess, Kevin. Why.. do you even love me? KEVIN:Coz I'm a mess, too. We are perfect in our imperfection, Jersey. We are the way we are supposed to be. Always remember that.

jicker herrera on "sakit sa bangs" expression (tdg book 2 chapter 37)

JERSEY:Don't over-analyze things Jick! Chill ka lang! Sakit nito sa bangs!! JICKER:TALAGA? MAY PAIN RECEPTORS YANG BANGS MO?

the despicable guy book 2 chapter 37

Kevin gave me that creepy but hot look. Alam nyo yun, the PERVY LOOK. Goodness. KEVIN:*lapit sakin* Mas gusto ko atang makita yun ah... *smirks* JERSEY:Ah. Talaga? Pwes may sasabihin ako. Meron ako dito na hindi lang ako willing ipakita, pwede mo pang maramdaman. KEVIN:*napalunok* H-ha? ME:ETO YUN!!!

*HEADBUTT*

Tumba si Kevin sa sofa nya.

ME:SH*T ANG SAKIT!!!! Pero buti nga sayo yan. Hindi tayo bati!!!!