🎵Jillian was her name. She was sweeter than aspartame. Her kisses reconfigured my DNA and after that I never was the same🎵
🎵 And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved souffle. She was gorgeous, she was charming yea. She was perfect in everyway🎵
🎵 except she always using the word infer when she obviously meant imply. And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing but frankly, I can't imagine why.🎵
🎵And I told her I said, "Hey! Are we playin horseshoes honey?! No I don't think we are!" You're close! CLOSE! But no cigar!🎵
🎵 Then I met sweet young Janet. Prettiest thing on the planet. Had a body hotter than a habanjero. She had lips ripe pomegranate.🎵
🎵 And I was crazy like Manson about her. She got me all choked up like mama Cass. She had a smile so incredibly radiant, you had to watch it threw a piece of smoked glass🎵
🎵 I thought after all these years of searching around, I found my soul mate finally. But one day I found out she actually owned a copy of Joe dirt on DVD.🎵
🎵 oh no! I said, "Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades kiddo?! No, I don't we are!" You're close! CLOSE! So very very close! CLOSE! Oh baby you're close! CLOSE! So close! But no cigar🎵
🎵Oh yeah! Oh no! Oh yeah! On no! ALL RIGHT!🎵
🎵Julie played water polo. She wore a ribbon on her left, hanolo. She had me sweating like nickson every time she was by. My heart was beating like a buddy rich solo!🎵
🎵 And she was, everything that I dreamed of. She moved right up to 1# on my list. And did I mention she's a world
famous billionaire bikini supermodel astrophysicist.🎵
🎵 yeah. She was so pretty, she made Charlize Theron, look like a big fat slobber and pig! The only caveat is one of her earlobes was just a little bit to big🎵
🎵I said, "Hey! Are we doing government work here? No I don't think we are!" You're close! CLOSE! So very very close! CLOSE! Oh baby you're close! CLOSE! So close! But no cigar!🎵
🎵missed it by that much! NO CIGAR! All yeah! All right! NO CIGAR! Really really really close but no cigar!🎵
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Close but no Cigar by Weird Al lyrics
عشوائيif you want to sing to an instrumental of Weird Al's close but no cigar here's the lyrics for it :)
