| Craze

1| Bruh & hoe

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"You can't blame gravity for falling in love" - Einstein

- CHAPTER 1 -

Elena:

"Why are you going through my personal diary?", snatching it I shoved it in my drawer and faced my little 9 year old poopfaced brother who is looking at me with that shitty smug got-you look.

He is nothing but pain in the ass. Forget it. He's the greatest pain in the ass.

"What are you hiding in there? My my, you are writing porn aren't you?", he smirked. I gasped. He is freaking 9 years old and even I can't say that 'word' in front of my friends.

I wanted to beat the shit out of this little shit but ofcourse, my mom would kill me and I would never hear the end of it.

"Listen to me, daniel and listen very carefully. I am going to steal your superman boxers and burn them to ashes If you continue to give me headache", I offered knowing very well he is soon going to pee his pants.

He literally love those smelly boxers more than any of us. Yeah, I smelled it and let me tell you, it smelled like poop.

"WHAT THE EVER LIVING FUCK? You are serious. You wouldn't be so cruel. I mean those are my life. I would kill you", he shouted and continued to shout some more curse words.

I swear my neighbours must be enjoying this show.

Thank God, my parents are currently chilling in maldives or else they would freeze me to death for blackmailing my younger brother. It's not that they love him more, ofcourse they love me more.

But they know i'm the eldest one and got to take care of him instead of picking fights.

"Oh I can. And I will. I will do it exactly what I said. Drop it. Or I wont allow your lil dick to be hidden by some god awful smelly boxers", informed him calmly winking his way.

His face reddened and he looked like he just swallowed lemon. "Okay sis. I wont tell anyone that YOU HAVE A LITTLE, MAYBE NOT SO LITTLE CRUSH ON BENJAMIN. But the second you touch my boxers or for god's sake, even dare to look at them, I will tell everyone especially mommy daddy", daniel said.

Sneaky little rat. He's going to burn in hell for this. I'll make damn sure.

I slammed the door on my way out after flipping him off. Shittt. What am I going to do If benjamin ever finds out? Benjamin is my oldest childhood friend, we have been so close to each other that people assume that we are a couple.

Sometimes, I like to assume that too.. yeah shit.

But whenever he tells me about pinning after Sarah, I just want to punch holes in her face through punching machine. Yes i'm not even kidding..

Sarah is the queenbee. Popular. Rich. Intelligent. Gorgeous. Yeah, exactly what I'm not.

Actually, I'm the opposite.

I am the fatass-geek as they say. It's not like I am overweight, I just always have been too damn curvy for my liking with heavy racks that are ogled by every pathetic excuse of a man.