I always feel like I'm gonna die for everything.
*when a guy passes by*
Me: -this guy is either gonna shank me from the back, or shoot my head.-
*when a car drives by*
Me: -the person inside the car is gonna jump out, take me, rape me, then kill me.-
*when my mom passes by*
Me: -this woman is Medusa. She's either gonna turn me into stone, throw her shoe at me, or hit me with el sinto.
YOU ARE READING
danni's my bitch (^.^)(^~^)('∀')(^v^)(・∀・)"ψ(`∇')ψ(>y<)(⌒▽⌒)(●'∀`●)(≧∇≦)/(°∀°)b
Humorlike, I'm serious.. stop reading this... stop!! no stop... stooooooop. fine, fine. I don't care! keep reading. but when your eyes start bleeding, don't come to me... {that's what she said}