"Wait you wear that as underwear"I asked

"Dummy!"he yelled literally throwing me out of the glass wi Dow of the shop

***

"Sheesh darling only little pervs play with guys underwear you know"Miia pouted crossing his arms over his chest

"I didn't mean anything by it I didn't know what it was!"I yelled trying to defend myself I saw a smirk creep it's way onto Miia's lips as he let out a small chuckle

"If your that curious I'll show you darling"he laughed making me blush from embarrassment

"I told you..."

"Whoa what is this"I turned around and saw two people most lie,lay a couple they both looked like they were gonna burst out into a laughing fit

"Damn he called her darling!"the male laughed

"How gross!The girl pointed I looked at Miia he had an angry look in his eyes as his tail started to twitch eventually he lunged it at the two I ran in front of them so I would be the one getting hit hey I know that these two deserved a good smacking but Non-human species aren't allowed to hurt humans so it would better if it was me right?So I did get it and landed hard on the ground

"Darling!Did you do that on purpose?"he asked

"Miia remember the law"I mumbled "Humans can't hurt other species but the opposite is true as well"I sighed standing up slightly rubbing my cheek I heard the two continue to laugh "If you hurt them you'll be deported"I explained

I finally noticed there was a crowd gathering all of them whispering about how scary or evil Lamias are

"Um wait everyone...please don't take his picture without permission"I asked Miia looked down and inched closer to my side

"Darling can we go somewhere private?"he asked I nodded and looked around

**

Somehow we ended up cornered at a love hotel trying our best to run away from the crowd that was chasing us I was seriously about to run away when I heard the yelling so we both ran in and into a room

"This was an emergency escape I don't have any naughty intentions"I thought to myself as I placed a bandage over the wound on my cheek Miia walked out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towle

"This bath's not as big as your's but it's still pretty big"he smirked walking over to my side

"M-Miia are you okay?"I asked as a small blush creeped onto my face

"Yeah I feel better now"he smiled getting on top of the bed "But this is a hotel right I don't have any of my stuff"he sighed looking through the drawers that sat above the bed

"It's okay we aren't staying the nit"I explained

"Even if it's a hotel what do people do around her?"he asked

"I wonder!"I yelled turning my body away

"And what's this?"he asked I slightly turned my head and my face became red as he held up a condom

"Let's just leave that there!"I yelled Miia rolled his eyes and set the thing back into the drawer

Now we were both sitting on the edge of the bed not saying a word "I guess humans still don't like us"Miia sighed "People are only nice to us because it's required by law" he pouted folding his hands in his lap "Are you nice to me because you're afraid of being arrested too?"he asked

"No I-" Miia pushed off the towle and laid back on the bed

"Look darling I'm not scary"he said wrapping his tail around the back of my neck "I wouldn't even care if you hurt me are you still afraid of me?"he asked

"Miia I-"before I could even say anything the door exploded seriously can I speak for once!And in came you guessed it Smith-Kun and a bunch of swat members

"Don't move we're the Interspecies Exchange Security Squad we received a tip that someone dragged a female lamia in here for lewd purposes in accordance with the Interspecies Exchange bill you-Oh Darling-Chan"he stopped acting all serious when he finally realized it me

"S-Smith-Kun how did you know?"I asked

"Don't underestimate the government's ability to gather information"he smirked "We also just used Twitter"he chuckled pulling out his phone

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