The following is a transcript of my reaction
Zircon: (Sits down with popcorn) Alright! This is going to be awesome! I saw this when it came out!
Movie: *Star Wars Theme*
Zircon: *Humming theme song*
Imperial Officer: Your sad devotion to the old religion has not made up for the stolen data tapes and- Ack!
Darth Vader: *Force Choking said Imperial Officer*
Zircon: Oh, I tried to do that for weeks when I saw that in the theater.
Greedo: *Gets shot*
Zircon: I always wonder who shot first.
Radio: Wait, who is this? What's you operating number?
Han: Uhhh... *Shoots console* LUKE! WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
Zircon: *Laughs hysterically* Oh, that's always my favorite part.
Leia: Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
Zircon: Hah, wait until he finds out she's his sister.
Obi-Wan: *Gets killed by Darth Vader*
Luke and Zircon: NO!
Death Star: *Explodes*
Zircon: Wow! What a shot!
Luke and Han: *Get medals*
Zircon: Wait... Why didn't Chewy get a medal?
Man, it's been a while since I watched Star Wars! What should I react to next? Remember to vote and comment!
