I was waiting patiently for Chuck Noris to stop blowing up my 🚽. It took him three days. When he finally opened the bathroom door I couldn't hold my pee and I peed right into his mouth. Yes I made the goal. I said in my mind. Chuck Noris swallowed my juices and smiled down at me. "Thanks baby, I needed that." He said. I love when I made him happy. We went down to his helicopter. I got in the helicopter and he soon did after. He started the engine and before I knew it we were in the air. I was admiring the view from above. I gasped when Chuck randomly grabbed my thigh. "Scream for me baby" he demanded. I did. He quickly shoved me out the helicopter and I fell so quickly because I weigh 700 pounds. I was screaming so loud. In about 3 seconds I splattered on the concrete of the ground and exploded into 300 happy meals. My happy meals went everywhere feeding the homeless and starving. I never been so happy.
