He's in Love ((Outsiders Parody))

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Ponyboy
Im talking about Dally, thats who!

Darry
What about him?

Soda
he sure is acting fishy lately!

Steve
Ill say! Walking in circles! Chasing his horse!

Two-Bit
That boy is up to his thighs in something!
hes dizzy and hes dreamy

Darry
His heads up in the clouds

Soda
His eyes have gone all gleamy
Its like theres no one home

Ponyboy Two Bit & Soda
he sleeps away the days
Mopin at Buck's

Darry
You ask him where hes goin
he giggles like a fool

Ponyboy
He barely sticks a toe in
Down at the racing track

Soda
Its more than just a phase
Face it, hes just not himself

Darry
Is he ill?

Two-Bit
Or insane?

Steve
Is it cigs on the brain?

Ponyboy Two Bit & Soda
What has got him bothered so?

Soda
Its the bends!

Two Bit
Its the flu, duh!

Ponyboy
Gosh, I wish we had a clue!

Greasers(except Darry)
Oh, wait! Oh, dear!
Good grief! Its clear...
hes in love!
hes in love!
Pounding heart! Ringing bells!

Ponyboy
Look, I think hes even wearing a brand new jacket!

Soda & Two Bit
hes in love!

Soda & Steve
In love and its divine!

Ponyboy & Soda
hes in love!

Darry & Steve
That boy's on cloud nine!

Two Bit & Steve
Glory be!

Greasers
Lord above!
Gotta be hes in love!

Ponyboy
Hey, Buck dya notice anything weird about you-know-who?

Buck
You mean Dally? Ill say!
he acts like he dont see me
He doesnt even speak
he treats me like Sylvia
After she cheats
You see him late at night
Tossin in his bed

Ponyboy Two Bit & Soda
Shoop, shoop
Shoop, shoop

Buck
hes moody as my mother
Oblivious as rocks
You walk right up and tap him

Buck & Greasers
he lays there like a lox!
As sure as dogs bite
Somethins made him lose his head!

Greasers
he has lost his head!

Buck
And he sighs, and he swoons
And hes hummin little tunes

Greasers
Even has a sorta glow

Buck
What on earth could it be?

Steve
Any knucklehead can see!

Ponyboy & Soda
That sigh!

Two Bit & Steve
That glow!

Darry
That swoon?

Buck
Oh, no!
hes in love!

Greasers
hes flipped, it never fails!

Buck
hes in love!

Greasers
All hot beneath his jeans!

Buck
See his groin
How it grows!

Greasers
Well, well, well
Dont you wonder whos the lucky greasy dish?

Buck
hes in love!

Darry
he found a no good punk!

Buck
Hes in love!

Greasers
And now hes as good as sunk!

Buck
See him blush!

Greasers & Buck
See him grin!
Gotta be love hes in!

Two Bit
Dally-and-someone sitting at the track!
K-i-s-s-i-n-g!

Greasers
His cheeks could not flush pinker!

Buck
Its clear as h2o!

Greasers
hes caught hook, line and sinker!

Darry
Crushed out?

Soda & Ponyboy
Switched on!

Buck and Steve
Worked up!
Far gone!

Buck
Knocked down!

Greasers
Hard hit!

Buck
In deep!

Greasers
Thats it!
hes in love!
hes in love!

Buck
hes in love!

Buck & Greasers
hes in love!
hes in love!
Plain to see!
No mistake!
Look at those moonbeams in his wake!
Obvious what they must be symptoms of
hes in love!
hes in love!
hes in love!
Shoop, shoop
hes in love!
Yeah.

Ponyboy
Hey Johnny do you know...

Darry
That no good punk that Dally is falling for?

Johnny
*blushing slightly* N-no...

Soda
Y'sure?

Johnny
Y-yep... gotta get home, bye!  *scurries off, trying to hide his hickies*

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