Alabaster: Why am I here?
Ethan : I don't know.
Alabaster: ........ Aren't you dead?
Ethan: Aren't YOU?
Alabaster: Actually, no.
Ethan : ............
Luke: Now KISS!
Alabaster: He's definitely dead.
Ethan: Get out, Luke! This is our Q&A!
Luke: awww. You just want to bang-
Ethan: WHAT THE FUCK
Alabaster: *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
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