Don't take this chapter seriously, okay?
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Guidelines on How To Survive With Apollo In A Room
Author: Ares, God of War
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Chapter 1 - (For Boys) Try your best not To Insult Him
For starters, insulting Apollo is a bad idea. First one, if you're mortal, then you die. If you're immortal, he'll pester your life and make it a living hell. I had my experience once and I hate him forever.
Chapter 2 - (For Girls) Try your best not To Drool
I accidentally realized after my room-with-Apollo, Aphrodite's going next. And she dumped me afterwards for him. The dryads and the naiads already hate him. So, for girls, try your best not to drool. Afterwards, Aphrodite's going to kill you if you drooled.
Chapter 3 - (For Boys) Try your best To Complement Him
If you complement him, you'll be having a god friend. I wasted my chance and when Hercules, Hephaestus and Poseidon had a boys' night out with him, they became the best of friends. Yes, Hephaestus' Tv show is reaching Hollywood where he got billions of fans thanks to Apollo.
Chapter 4 - (For Girls) Try your best not To Date Him
Apollo's not gonna kill you girls... but he is going to kill your boyfriend. Stay clear from his charm. Don't date him. Don't mention a certain boy or boyfriend. And you and your boyfriend will still be alive.
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