20 things emmet cullen is not allowed to do

part two

emmet cullen is not allowed to. . . . .

1 jump on his bed...

2 try " new " things with rose

3 tell edward that he changed bella behind his back...

4 emmet is not allowed to beat up mike for trying to make out with bella ( hense number 14 on part uno)

5 become a stripper

6 emmet cullen is not allowed to taunt bella about being a week little human

7 "flirt" with jessica

8 go hunting alone

9 call rose anything based on there "alone time" infront of rennesme. . .

10 call edward a loner (before bella)

11 make fun of edward for brooding

12 call edward a brooding loner

13 call jasper a texan hicup

14 make rosalie think she won the lottery

15 make a squirl called sherman

16 become unhealthly obsessed with the big bang theory

17 use the word buzinga

18 use sheldan cooper quotes anyway

19 act like a smarta**

♪♪ things emmet cullen is not allowed to do ♪♪

"wow how long do you think this one will last jasper?", bella asked tapeing up the second list "well, I would say... two days"

"wow tha- "

"AAAAHHHH"

"uh oh" we said in unison.

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"emmet why would you attempt to take alices credit card?" Carlisle asks

"because I wanted to see what would happen" Emmet replied "wow" Carlisle said

20 attempt to take alices credit card