this is my first story on here and i know its really stupid but these seemed fun so i wrote one! i will write more serious things (mostly fanfic) but this is just pure stupidity. enjoy!
work, people, children. i hated the little things, even having my own i still wanted to rid them from the world. you may think 'well you were a kid once' but no. im a descendant of satan. since I was 5 years old i have felt no emotions but hatred. my satanic mother susan sacrificed them so i could have a pet kangaroo. (i only use it for travel). my digeredoo is the only thing left of my normal life. of corse i dont miss it, i love hatred. anyway, after that introduction i will get into the story.
i work in a school in england, its rainy and people eat scones and drink tea. i hate it. well, i hate everything. one day i was hopping to work on downloading illegal movies/tv shows, (thats my pet kangaroo, named after the only thing i feel the slightest pleasure doing) when a random child popped out of its pouch.
"who are you" i said, instantly regretting talking to the foul creature.
"your son!" the vermin replied. great. id forgotten that id spawned one of those things.
"why are you here? s-s-ssss..." i trailed off, forgetting its name.
"sirijeribop" the thing replied.
"well then, er, go home" i was shaken by the sudden memory of this evil creature.
"this is home!" the small person replied.
"no its not." i picked it up with two fingers and dropped it in a bush. "I'll pick you up later, then put you up for adoption."
two minutes later i arrived at work. several of those foul creatures called humans tried to acknowledge me, i wacked them with a digeredoo. how do i have a job?
this is so fun to write lmao. hope you found it stupid enough! i will try and write a new chapter every 2-4 days. there will be around 15 chapters.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
The Triggering
Humora strange satanic teacher falls for a dark and dangerous baker. will they pull through, or will they be ripped apart by her non-existent emotions? we will have to wait and see...
