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Alien's Invasion

*On a Sunday morning radio, a reporter is speaking.*

"There is a meteorite behind me, which size is like a house, slammed the stadium this morning. Fortunately, there are no injuries but it will take a long time to repair the stadium. Many people are here, circling around this thing, wondering. Some scientists are already dispatched to examine this meteorite."

"Oh shi.., what was that sound? It seems that it causes that sounds. Ah, something on that meteorite is moving. Wait, I need to stand back a little, I think it is gonna be exciting."

"Ah this is safer I think. People are making a distance between them and that thing, also the scientists."

"Ooh, ooooh, I wish you can see this, a part of that meteorite opened like a door. Ooh, wait, I can't see it clearly. It seems that there are some creatures marching from that opening. Alien!!! They are real!!! Their size is like a small human kid. And what's the thing in their hand? Can't see it clearly from here but I guess it is a... staff? Wooden staff??? Really?"

"Wait, I can see it clearly now... It is... A giant cotton buds which length is like their height? And now they are just standing there?"

"Oh here comes the army."

"If you can't hear it clearly, here is what the commander said. He said that the alien must stand down or they will open fire."

*Awkward silence*

"The aliens are marching, I repeat, the aliens are marching towards the army."

*Gunshot sounds everywhere*

"Ah no, they are still marching towards the army, the bullet... The bullet gone in mid air? They are invincible...?! Doom is upon us!!!"

*Suddenly, some people start to laugh*

"The alien... They are tickling the army with the giant cotton bud..."

"No, don't tickle me... Hahaha"

*Sounds of mic dropping*

"We are here, to make these creatures, who are always busy of themselves, who forget about laughing, to laugh and forget about everything, just for once."

*More sounds of laughing*

"This is our 'laughing' invasion"