Monsters

Foreword

Y'know what's bad?
Cliché wolf stories.
Y'know what's worse?
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I'll never understand why people enjoy reading the same shit over and over again, especially since the grammar has been deteriorating with the rising popularity of these "Werewolf" stories. It just goes to prove that English and thought provoking stories are dead.

But hey, I won't stop you from enjoying these badly written clusterfucks, I think they're somewhat interesting myself. I'm just offering my own spin on the genre and see what I can do with it. I don't even care if you enjoy this.

Anyways, do what you will with that. I have other things to say.

I don't have very many boundaries. I don't believe any creativity should be limited because of unpopular or offensive opinions. If you're easily offended or have triggers, please do write your complaint down and throw it into the nearest garbage can.

That being said, if Wattpad ever wants to censor anything for whatever reason, this is my very simple response; Eat my entire ass.

I DO have the common decency to at least warn people if there's going to be anything incredibly disturbing or offensive. I'm not going to tape your eyelids open and force you to read it, okay?

I won't pander to anyone on here. There will be swearing, sexual content, graphic content, drug use, sexism, necrophilia, zoophilia, beastiality, homophobia, racism, islamaphobia, gore, disturbing scenes, mysoginy, trigger words, and everything else considered wrong and offensive. (Maybe not all of that, but you get my point.)

Regarding Wattpad's guidelines, it looks down on "mature content", personally, I don't. If Wattpad wants to censor me because I say fuckdickbitchass, Wattpad can suck my dick.

If you have the compelling need to know anything about me, want to do cover art, or whatever the fuck else, message me and I'll respond within 52 business weeks. Scout's honor. Here's a bunch of questions I know I'm gonna get and their answers so look for yours before you bother me.

Q: Hey why doesn't your cover have hot dudes on it?
A: Because fuck you. That's why.

Q: Will you edit/read my story?
A: Read more books and learn how to fucking use English properly.

Q: What's your favorite color?
A: Midnight blue because it rhymes with "fuck you".

Q: What's your favorite band?
A: Metallica.

Q: What's your favorite song?
A: My main playlist has 2,000 songs on it. I'm not going to list them all.

Q: When will you update?
A: When I have nothing better to do.

Q: Why are you an asshole?
A: Why not?

Q: Apple or Android?
A: FUCK OFF, VIRGIN!

Q: How old are you?
A: I'm a 109 year old vampire that still goes to high school instead of curing AIDS because I'm a huge fag.

Q: What do you think of X?
A: I don't give a shit.

Q: Follow4follow?
A: Suck4suck first

Q: Will you give me a shoutout?
A: Nope. Never.

Q: Can you give me tips/teach me how to write?
A: I charge 400 USD an hour. Go nuts.