One beautiful morning, a black haired teen layed soundless in his bed. His chest moving in response to his breathing. The birds chirped happily as the sun rose.
Beep…
The teen groaned and turned over, away from the noise.
Beep!
The teen groaned again and covered his head with his blanket.
BEEP!!!
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” The teen grabbed his alarm clock and hurled it out the window.
“Godammit how am I supposed to sleep now?” The teen jumped out of bed and dragged himself to the bathroom.
This Young Man’s name was Ashton, as you can see he’s pretty laz-
“Shut up you damn faulty narrator!”
F-Faulty Narrator? I’m the best of the best you brat!
“Then say my story properly dammit!!”
Ugh, As I was saying This young man’s name was Ashton, despite his lacking appearance-
“HEY!”
He is Devil Slayer, a being capable of killing a Devil-
“Now there’s some badassery”
THAT’S NOT A WORD YOU FOOL!
“Your supposed to be the narrator, not the dictionary”
This brat…Anyway, right now he is off to his new school-
“Nah, I feel like sleeping in today”
FOLLOW THE FLIPPIN‘ PLOT!
“Okay Okay!” Ashton stepped out of the shower and grabbed his unform. It consisted of a black blazer with a blue tie and a white button up shirt accompinied by long black pants. He slipped the clothing on and adjusted his tie. After one good look in the mirror he grabbed his suitcase,that he had packed the night before, and dashed out of the house.
“I wish I had my learners…then I wouldn’t have to fucking run!” Sweat trickled down his forehead as he ran down the streets.
“Ah Screw it!” He yelled. He then jumped onto a car and held onto the antenna.
“Sorry, whoever owns this car” Suddenly black hair popped out of the window.
“Get off my dads car, Ash!” Ashton stared apoligetically at the pale teen.
“Sorry Mo, but I don’t want to run to school” Mohamed groaned and put his head back in.
“Just don’t break anything” Ashton sweatdropped and threw the broken antenna away.
“Aye!” Suddenly he saw people stop and get out of their cars. He curiously watched as they ran away.
“Whats going on?”
“RAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!” Ashton slowly turned around to see a gigantic molten lava monster eating the cars.
“Son of a bitch!” cried Ashton. Mohamed popped his head out the window and widened his eyes.
“FUCK! DRIVE DAD DRIVE!” Ashton tossed his suitcase into the backseat of the car and held onto the roof for his dear life. The car sped forward, but the monster closely followed behind.
“WHY THE FUCK IS IT FOLLOWING US?!” Ashton threw a ball of fire at the monster only for it to harmlessly bounce off it.
“ITS ATTRACTED TO YOUR FIRE!!!” The car shook violently making Ashton tighten his grip.
“HEY! I’LL GO FLYING OFF IF YOU KEEP DOING THAT!”
“THAT’S THE PLAN!”
“WHAT?!”
“ITS ATTRACTED TO YOUR FUCKING FIRE! IF YOU GO THEN IT WON’T DO ANYTHING TO US!” Mohamed popped his head out the window. “So please die for my sake”
“YOUR SAKE MY ASS!” Mohamed was about to retort when the car was suddenly lifted into the air. Mo’s dad fell out and onto the ground just in time. However Mohamed was stuck.
“DON’T LEAVE ME NOW YOU BASTARD!!” Ashton hopped off the car and wiped a small comical tear in the corner of his eyes.
“You will be missed…”
“BASSTARDDD!!!” The monster plopped the car into its mouth and let out a satisfying burp. Ashton turned away from it, comical tears still in his eyes.
“I’m sorry, it was either you or me! And I’m way too young too die!” He then suddenly froze as he remembered something.
“MY SUITCASE!!!” Suddenly, two boys came running down the street.
“FUCK THIS SHIIIITTTT!!” The shorted one yelled. The taller one looked at the despaired Ashton.
“Ash! What happened Bro?”
“Did you get hit by the monster too?” Fire burned in Ashton’s eyes.
“I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT TITO, MAWANDE!!” He pushed passed the two and ran towards the monster.
“What is he going on about?” asked Tito. Mawande shrugged.
“Dunno’ but we should probably help him…” The two sweatdropped when Ashton was flung to the side. They both grinned and ran at the monster while simultanisly taking off their blazers. Ashton burst out of the rocks with a chainsaw in his hands, it had beautiful black blades with golden edges. Tito threw his hand to the side making a gold sword appear. It had strange red markings going along the edge. Mawande gave a crazed grin as a dark hammer appeared in his hands.
“Devil’s Cript!” Ashton brought the chainsaw down on the Monster’s leg. Dark red flames burst out of the chainsaw as it roared to life. The monster let out a cry of pain, not noticing the two dark teens above it.
“Lightning Edge!” Tito swung his lightning enhanced sword 360 degrees and sliced the Monster’s am off. Mawande came up behind him with his hammer above his head.
“BRING DOWN THE HOUSE!” Darkness gathered into his hammer as he brought it down onto the beasts head. The monster stumbled back, its stomach suddenly lurched forward. It then expolded as Mohamed appeared with two japanese katana’s in his hands.
“Never…Never again” He panted out. Ashton gave him a blank stare.
“You posed for that didn’t you?”
“W-What? No I didn’t!”
“Its okay Mo, trying to look cool is something everybody does”
“I’M ALREADY FUCKING COOL!”
“That’s what they all say” tsked Ashton. Mo was about to give him a piece of his mind when a car flew towards them.
“Dad’s car!” They watched as Mo’s Dad was knocked over by his own car. They all froze as he started to bleed. Suddenly Ashton walked over and opened the door. He grabbed his suitcase and turned to the stiff teens.
“Well we really shouldn’t be late on the first day…”
“You heartless bastard! That my dad over there!”
“Oh yeah your right!” Ashton grabbed Mo’s dad and tossed him in the drivers seat that still had lava in it.
“Now that’s better!”
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“YOU IDIOT! “
End Of Chapter
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