Ahem... I'm sorry
Plz forgive me...
"1-800 Go Fvck Yourself!"
"I can't see in the front or the back"
"This must be the orange!"
"Oranges don't have leaves, boi! U stupid!"
This is in my dual language class. We were doing pictures. People in my class DO know what oranges are though...
"Are u sabotaging my rock!"
"Ya."
"Don't kill my rock!"
"It's more like destroying my eraser."
Also in my dual language. People there are really stupid but they know what oranges are.
*Somebody singing 'we're all in this together'*
"Shut the hell up!"
"See you nerds later in ENGLISH!!!"
Says the nerd in my nerdy advanced math class.
"Does Jumin Han is gay?!"
"My last name is Hoe."
"Your last name matches how you act."
My friend heard this in her class.
"Boi! You can't slap my nonexistent butt!"
The girl slapped a girl. In my dual language class...
"Would you rather rape a monkey or be raped by a monkey?"
"Hide the bloody tissues!"
"*Yells!* Did the bell ring? God, is that you?!"
*Doing makeup in class*
*Messes up makeup bad*
Girls in my dual language...
"I'm salty!"
"It's the 17 carrots song"
"Happy Merry Easter Valentines Thanksgiving Day!"
*Somebody drawing a straight line in math*
*Sounds like someone screaming at the top of their lungs*
"(Insert name) hair looks good" -(insert
name)
*insert name had a horrible haircut*
"Ha. You just walked the plank."
They said this with the most straightest face/voice
"Mr. Killhimself"
"Mr. Kellewhore"
Everybody hates this teacher at my school. He's really boring and makes us do impossible things.
"My boi Tino!"
"Question: Who farted it smells like shit?"
My bus driver said this.
"Its chick fil a. It exploded at the top."
They were not grammering during tis. Grammar nonexistent. Someone stepped on someone's smoothie and it literally exploded everywhere. Everywhere. The teacher was pissed.
"Your mom is a safety hazard!"
"10 Cheez-it's squared"
"How do you get to roblox.com?"
"Search roblox.com!"
That's all. ^-^
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Weird Things I Hear at School
Random*Cover is once again made by @SpacePopTarts* My school is filled with weird people. These are conversations I overheard. I'm probably NOT going to update this regularly Started (?) 100+ reads (6/12/17)
