Minnie: Hey there! Now you may know me as the happy bitch that walks around going "LALALALALALALA"! But really I'm...yes happy but not so where I do nothing but smile and laugh at stupid things! But enough about me! This is me and Mickey's new talk show. Disney finally allowed us to do this is and be as inappropriate as possible. So the first word of today is...Penis. *Director whispers in Minnie's ear*. Oh wait the word of today is...VAGINA! *Director whispers in Minnie's ear again* Ok...wait it's FUCK! So anyway let's get to the details. So on this show me the FABULOUS Minnie Mouse and my...um... boyfriend? Date? Whatever Mickey will be doing many things! We will answer any questions people have about us, sometimes we will even play games. We will have surprise guests and talk about recent topics. Now we even took a vacation here in Japan!! That's right we are in TOKYO!! So if any of our fans would like to visit us...please... we're not taking crazy weeaboos. We take weeaboos just not crazy ones. Oh, by the way if your wondering where Mickey is, he is backstage eating lunch. When I say lunch I mean all the donuts in existence. I told actually him to do this but apparently his donuts are 3× more important than me. Anyways we will see you every Wednesday. Well see you next week my sweets!
ESTÁS LEYENDO
The Life Of Mice
FanfictionMickey and Minnie now have a new talk show!!!! They talk about other characters and even about their own lives!!
