From the hood
Robbie Nowrists. He was a beautiful young girl. A beat boxer, waiting to fulfill his dreams. Every night he goes into his mums basement. "Pfft tete chh pfft bff chh te," he says.
He was working on a beautiful new song. "Fuck me in the ass! Bff tete bff." He sang.
"Robbie dinners ready darling!" His mum called. "Fuck off mum I'm beat boxing!" He yells nicely.
"BITCH!" His mums says and pimp slaps him. "Mum you're such a cunt." He shouted and left her. Mums is a son of a bitches.
He ran away from home, she doesn't understand him. She don't understand his slick style. He ran to his dads house across the street.
"Hi dad!" Robbie says cheerfully.
"BITCH!" His dad yells and pimp slaps him. He started crying.
"BITCH!" His mum runs across the street shouting. She bitch slapped him. Hard. In the ass.
"Fuck the humans! I am the furture! NO WRISTS!" He shouted continuously. He grabbed a knife and slashed off his wrists. "FOUR MOTHER FUCKING FINGERS!" He shouted as his mum and dad stared at him awkwardly but then laughed and died from choking of laughter. "These bitches."
The next day Robbie was beat boxing on the street for money. "Bff tete bff chh chh chhh." He sang. "BITCH." Some random guy shouted and punched him in the jaw.
"These niggas be tripping I'm a creative genuis, my beat boxing saves lives, my beat boxing cures cancer. They don't understand my slick style." He said as he looked at the sexy muslim girl who just walked past.
'Oh shit a terrorist' Robbie thought to himself before running over to her. He licked her ear lobe and did what he did best he started beat boxing. "Hey how ya doing lil mama let me whisper in your ear bff tete bff chh." He sang quietly causing her to scream and run away.
"Bitch." He mumbled under his breath and walked away.
"BITCH." He heard someone shout and then hit him in the face with a metal pipe. He have to leave.
He went to the only place he knew would accept him. He walked into the building, the set of the Pussy Chronicles. He saw Klein and Mrs Brader having sex. Yes this is the life.
"Robbie." He heard Klein say. He left Mrs Brader and went up to Robbie and gave him a high five with his penis. "Wanna go have a wanking session with senpai?" He asked. "Fuck yeah!" Robbie said his dick growing extremely hard.
He walked into the room and looked around.
Robbie likey.
Senpai was in there along with Liam, Ethan, Hamish, Kahu, Matt and Bayley. But Bayley was wanking himself off because no one would touch him. Klein went over to Matt and started tapping on his 0.5 negro long dick. "Meow." Matt moaned in pleasure. Hamish and Kahu were twerking on Senpai's lap grinding on his dick, hard. Liam and Ethan were wanking off each other at the same time.
"Robbie my beautiful girl, dinners ready." Robbie heard his mother call. "Mum? I thought you were dead." He yells unbelievably.
"BITCH!" He mums yells and pimp slaps him for the third.
Merosh walked in and shouted, "BITCH!" He started to raise his hand about to bitch slap Robbie. "Wait, is this a wanking session? Can I join?" He says. They all turn to Senpai waiting for his approval. "Hell yeah!" He shouts.
Matt was getting really into it. "Oh na na what's my name" she sang. Did i mention he's part Rihanna. He's also part owl but no one gives a fuck about matt. He's a total pussy. Literally.
He jumped into the air and it was like time froze. "SUPER WANKING MODE!" He shouted and turned into an adorable kitten except for his retarded looking dick.
He used to have a normal dick it was small, very small but still a dick. Then one day he put it in Bayley's nasty ass witch pussy to help him try clean it. There was no turning back, his dick decintigrated.
