Dear Crush:
There's something I think I need to explain to you. There are some days that when I'm around you I can't breathe, when you talk I melt, when I look at you my eyes betray me because I know a red tint is creeping onto my cheeks and I can't stop it. Other days you're like my brother, I would trust you with my life, I tease you and try to prove you wrong. The days switch. It's very confusing, but that's why I can't be in a relationship with you. Now, on the days that I'm in love with you, I would gladly have you in my pants. But other days I would gladly just talk to you like best bros do. Sorry for all the confusion.
